Oniaku

nig·ger /ˈnigər/ Noun offensive. A contemptuous term for a black or dark-skinned person. I hate to inform you that I am not, in-fact, a "nigger". Also, I hope you realize that I would feel much more insulted if your insult was at all comprehensible.

Dental floss would snap under the weight of a human body, your suggestion is as ridiculous as your grammar is bad. And your grammar is as bad as you are stupid. And how many times do you need to use the word "cunt" in a row before you feel like you have made your point?

Not if I strap it to my head with electrical tape!

I made you piss? I apologize, I hope you were at least near a bathroom when that happened.

OHMYGOD! Your sentence was actually comprehensible that time! Kudos to you!

So you are okay with typing incomprehensibly? You might as well just be mashing you face against the keyboard at this point.

K3y, texting fast is no excuse for non-sense phrases. Anyway, DestinyLocks, nobody "be trippen about the why" you type. First off because that sentence makes no sense, and secondly because I was informing you that your status made little to no sense.

Excuse me DestinyLocks, but I feel someone must inform you: Your grammar usage is terrible and most people are very confused by what you have typed.

I have now beaten both Bioshock games, now I just need to save up for a ps3... Then Bioshock Infinite, MY BODY IS READY

There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.

CURAFAJAGANAZARA!

Tyrone, you know how much I love watching you work, but I've got my country's 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder and Guilder to frame for it; I'm swamped. on a related note, what was with all the freaky Santas in that kid's room?

I could do that. I have some rope up here, but I do not think you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you.

He's right on top of us. I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using.

Mostly, the friends are what do it for me.

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

She is alive! Or was, an hour ago. If she is otherwise when I find her, I shall be very PUT OUT.

There's nothing to explain! You're trying to kidnap what I have rightfully stolen!

wait... Friend? What did it censor?

CURAfriendARAJANAGA!

what hurts?

Ah, I see.

Your profile for what?

Look over there! A distraction!

You're a couple? When did this happen and why wasn't I informed?