ok my reactioins went sorta like this:
hey look at that funny thing... wanna kill it OOH IT TELEPORTS meteor hah take that OMG IT'S GOT A 1HIT KILL ATTACK??? WHAT THE FLYING firetruck IS THIS??? METEOR METEOR METEOR METEOR oh thank god it died...
oh there the xehanorth heartless thing... come here you... i said come here you stupid... No, go away GET AWAY FROM ME NOOOOOOOOO STAPH!!! METEOR METEOR METEOR, DAMNIT!!! METEOOOOOOOOOOOOR ah it died...
wait what's it... oh damnit no!!! shrink back down!!! imma cut off your face and HEY DON'T JUST THROW ME AWAY once i get over there i'll GAH STOP SHOOTING AT ME!!! IT'S NOT FUNNY!!! YOU HEAR ME!!! STAPH NAO!!! MEEEEEEEETEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!! hah that crushed you stupid thing...
ooh look at tower... waaaah... *runs around confused for a few minutes and finds wall dinosaur gets stuck in... accidentally finds zipline thingy*
hey that's the young xehanorth... been wanting to stab him in the face=)... come here, you funny thingy... i'm just gonna slice off your IT TELEPORTS!!! GO AWAY, DAMNIT!!! GOOOO AAAWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!H AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!H meteor!!! DON'T TELEPORT AWAY FROM THE METEOR!!! NUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOH!!! FIRAGA THINGY!!! TRIPLE THUNDER SHOOTY THING!!! ... bl... BLIZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!! wait what's it doing it's... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH RUN AWAY AND SPAM MAGIC UNTIL IT DIES!!! RUN AWAY AND SPAM MAGIC UNTIL IT DIES!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA And it's dead=)... yaay=)...
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oh look it's sora in ventus armor... look at him jumping around pretending he's ventus... so adorab OH GOD HE'S KILLING ME!!! DODGE DODGE HEAL HEAL METEOR MAGIC SPAM ah he died already... well that was kinda anticlimactic... stupid ventus armor sora...
And there you have it... basically what went through my head...
Note: my mom started telling me to be quiet about halfway through...