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Open your eyes America Penguins dont pay taxes Penguins can't work, or WONT work? Penguins dont use green cards. They're technically illegal immigrants Penguins can't drive So I ask you, do you trust these penguins around your children? #stoppenguinismnow

here's a dramatic picture I took of her the other day

Step 1: Locate an attractive female. Step 2: Be a man and approach said attractive female. Step 3: Ask attractive female on date. Your outcome will either be get a girlfriend, or try again. Not nearly as hard as people make it out to be

My dog just jumped on my bed and I realized I've never told you. I have an ever puppy named Little Puddin Tater, or just Puddin for short

And before that? Matter doesn't just appear out of nowhere. It all started in the beginning of time which is a highly debated topic that we're not getting into

For a very short period of time, Amber and I are the same age Well, technically speaking, we're all made of recycled matter, so we've existed since the beginning of time and will till the end, just not in this exact form

I'm in highschool so my finals are only 10% of the overall grade, so if I wanted, I could miss every question on all of my finals and end the semester with all B's So yeah, school's pretty much my bitch

Train is the master of feels

Boy, if I had a dollar for everytime I've heard that

that moment in kh 2 when you think the games almost over, but you're actually only halfway through it

OBJECTION! not really, I just wanted to say objection

The seven lights are Dewey, Philocetes, Abu, the mayor of Halloween town, Sebastian, Daisy Duck, and Sora's mom

I feel like the like system shouldn't exist

sounds dangerous

Dafuq is a nunnaly?

Who said you were welcome here? Get out. Get out now. Nah, I'm just fvckin with ya lol, welcome to the club

If there's two Petes in timeless river, and the second Pete didn't change his appearance other than his color, how come there aren't two Donald's and two goofys, and why did their appearance change if Pete's didnt

pro tip: if you're going over to a girl's house, make sure to fart as much as possible beforehand so you're out of fuel by the timme you get there

Hide your women, Danex Darkfire is a free man once again, and is on the prowl

I had a KH party with a three girls, me of course, a giant TV, plenty of kingdom hearts apparel, a ton of kh manga, and every kingdom hearts game earlier tonight. I gotta say, there's no better way to spend a Saturday night

Ain't no party like a KH party. That sure was a fun night

Breathing is illegal, but since everybody breathes, the only prison big enough for all the disgusting Breathers is the planet Earth

goin to a kh party. woot woot

You got some catching up to do

Nah, kids nowadays haven't seen Mulan. You're more likely to get a Frozen song or two