Everything posted by MasterRoxas13
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		Parings Of KH13
		
		What the heck is a cousin it?
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		Parings Of KH13
		
		I actually forgot about that at the moment lmao. It would be pretty hard to tell if your at club though since it would be dark in there ( even though I doubt I would get with a girl at a club).
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		Parings Of KH13
		
		mmmmmm that's cute , as long as you been growing out the fake beard you been wearing from time to time at home that's cool with me. Just don't wear it too much when we are with each other because people will think I am with a real bearded lady. lololololol Where else can you grow a "beard" at? Don't worry I will wait.
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		Parings Of KH13
		
		It won't since I know how common it is for some women to get a mustaches from time to time . lol
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		Nintendo Tweets a Timeline of Upcoming Major Wii U Games
		
		Xbox One or Wii U next year decisions decisions.
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		Parings Of KH13
		
		I think that rule would apply to any girl even the ones in real life :0. Some of them could have a sausage instead of a plate of eggs if you catch my drift. or maybe both!!!!!! You never know maybe until its too late. I guess after the third or fourth date I would have to make a leap of faith when I get to third base, to see if she has a stick or a case. if you catch my drift.lol
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		Parings Of KH13
		
		When MasterRoxas13 and Ruby Rose finally went on a date to the movies Ruby Rose would always say very witty and mean comments to MasterRoxas even when he complimented her for example while entering the movie theater " your beautiful Ruby Rose" said MasterRoxas , Ruby Rose looked at him with a smile then said " do you tell all of the girls these?" in a very rude tone MasterRoxas13 was shocked because he didn't think she would say that but to keep up with her mind games he told her " only if they are as beautiful as you" he said. She looked at him in non belief and stop holding hands with him immediately and said "So what makes me different from the others girls you flirt with"? These was a early test to see what MasterRoxas would say but he decided to drop the ball and say something unexpected "The difference is that I am trying to take you out instead of back home with me" She could not believed he said that because most guys didn't have the balls to say that to her .So due to that the first date was a surprise success.
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		Parings Of KH13
		
		Ok so when Ruby Rose and I was working at the grocery store I stealthily passed the loaf of beard to Ruby Rose which got her in the mood for some hot coffee. I said how does she want her coffee, she said hot and black The end , :') lmao lmfao lol rofl
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		Parings Of KH13
		
		1.Me and Ruby Rose 2. why not , the physical and sexual tension between us is too real xDDD 3. One day I saw Ruby Rose alone in class while she was doing her work so I slide over to her desk where I spit some of the finest game in the land to her while I chase her lightly ( get it lightchaser) she always loves to play witty mind games and to play hard to get to keep the chase alive. But when we are alone that is when the sparks truly fly lmao. This is hilarious
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		It feels to be bald now my head is freezing.
		
		Well imagine that your head is naked, that is the best way to describe it lol. My head looks like a alien head now lol
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		id be so scared to hooking up with a random guy that I just met and stay at his place for the nig...
		
		There are just certain sites that I won't met people from. These site and a couple of others are good but there are still some that I ould be more skeptical then others. But I agree online dating can work
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		It feels to be bald now my head is freezing.
		
		feels weird*
- MasterRoxas13's status update
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		Why Ruby Rose deserves defeat
		
		NOOOOOOO not you too Keyblade_95 I was to slow to save you from a nort from Ruby Rose but she is too fast.
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		Why Ruby Rose deserves defeat
		
		Its obvious she ordered it for me to drug me and nort me but it didn't work since I don't drink coffee xDDDD.
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		Why Ruby Rose deserves defeat
		
		And no I didn't get my information from them I like How your trying to turn the tables on me while trying to make us guys your Xehanort whore so we can go on every street corner and "turn tables".
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		Why Ruby Rose deserves defeat
		
		Sora we all know she brainwashed you into thinking that's she saved you but in reality your her whore that makes her money so of course she will tell you stories that she saved you and made you grow but in reality, You was going to grow anyways ( dun dun dun), think about how come she never shares the profits with you. Especially the way she physically attacks you in order to install fear in you. She is pure evil. That's impossible since I don't drink coffee, Its not good for tall people it makes us shrink xDDDD
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		I submit I will use the face now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
		
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		I submit I will use the face now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
		
		What is your wish my master ( bows down)
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		Why Ruby Rose deserves defeat
		
		Terrible just terrible, the way she thinks this is a game while telling me she "norted" ( I think that is slang for turning them into prostitutes) other members in the past for one day. Ruby Rose is the worst person on this site xDDDDD Wait this just in .... my super secret spy friends has leaked information that claims that Ruby Rose is trying to become one with Kingdom hearts in order to use her power to turn half the worlds men into her Xehanorts and in turn her prostitutes!!!!!!!!!! is this the end of the male gender as we know, it death by whoring ( how ironic)?
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		I miss my childhood...
		
		You can still enjoy some of the things that made your childhood great while enjoying things that us adults do that's great like living on your own and working ( or the strip club). 18 is just a number you will be the same person when you become a adult its just that the world will expect more from you that's all.
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		Why Ruby Rose deserves defeat
		
		Your plans were never reveled until now , and no I wanted to alert other men of this, we are better then this, we don't want to be objectified by you anymore . I am not that type of man, I have standards you know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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		Why Ruby Rose deserves defeat
		
		What I am worried about is how she turns the men into her Xehanorts :0
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		Why Ruby Rose deserves defeat
		
		We don't know much but my super secret spy friends at Square- Enix claims that Ruby Rose is somehow delaying KH3 and is a real life Xehanort in disguise. Not only that but she is a Japanese pimp that is looking for 13 male servants in her campaign to rule the world. My very super secret spy friends also said that she looking to kidnap men even from KH13 to serve her purpose of world domination. Stop Ruby Rose I don't want to be one of her Xehanorts and her global prostitute.
- MasterRoxas13's status update
 
			
		
		 
     
     
     
     
				 
					
						 
                    