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PRESIDENT BEING A LIZARDMAN FROM OUTER SPACE CONFIRMED!

ILLUMINATI CONSPIRACY! CONFIRMED!

YAY! FISHY FEESH!

Snow fun is best fun

It snowed here for the first time all this winter Roads are even covered in ice and unmanagable.

It finally snowed here!

YAY!

I hope that's how you're feeling

Joker smiled madly and snapped his fingers for Abner to come over, the living dolls, one a girl with blond hair and pigtails, and the other her twin brother. The girl one flew onto the rollercoaster tracks and sat while her clothes buttons blinked to signal self destruct. "Robin, go! Sora, make sure she doesn't get hurt would you?" Batman threw a batarang at Joker, who dodged it and began shooting, Batman dodged the bullets and threw three more, which lodged themselves in Joker's shoulder, chest, and one horrifyingly stuck of his eye. "Are you out of your mind!?" Joker shouted at his nemesis. Batman's white slit eyes narrowed, "I'm through playing with you Joker." Joker smiled longingly at Batman, "Be still my heart..."

Bruce picked up the unconscious Alfred in his arms and carried him into the mansion, taking him upstairs to put him to bed. He sent Carrie to get a syringe and look for a small bottle alongside it. When Carrie returned, Bruce filled the syringe and injected it into Alfred's arm. "Can never be too careful, this'll help the poison work its way out of his system just in case." Batman led them back down to the cave, and pulled up the recent security camera footage, it showed a man cutting the phone line, and then coming up to the door dressed as a phone technician and being let in to 'work' on the phone. Zooming in on the man's face, a profile was pulled up. A rather obese man named Abner Jenkins.Carrie tapped Bruce on the shoulder, "I think you should turn on the news..." Bruce did so quietly and saw a reporter talking about how Joker had escaped, by gassing an entire studio audience and killing his psychiatrist who brought him on the talk show.The reporter was interrupted by her co host, who reported that several children were dead at the local carnival, Joker and his men had been sighted there not too long ago.Bruce was quick to suit up and have Carrie don the Robin suit, "We have to get there before too many people are hurt." --------Joker and Abner were standing behind a cotton candy stand, Abner sighted something up in the air. Bat gliders, "Boss. Its...." Joker smiled widely as Batman descended, undoing the harness for his glider, "Its him..."

Ima boop your head!

Markiplier is such a great guy.

Music is meant to be loud. Stupid tablet, you will die a horrible death

Poor fishy feesh :C

Once they got back to the mansion, Alfred met them at the door and informed of something. "Clark is waiting for you in the garden." Alfred informed Bruce. Bruce sighed and led them into the garden to the side of the house, where a tall man with a curl in his hair stood, he looked up at the party when they entered. "There a reason you're here Clark?" "Bruce, you do realize that you have to go back into retirement don't you? Times have changed, these aren't the old days anymore." Clark Kent lectured. "Oh I know, believe me I know." Bruce said with a smirk. "Hal went to the stars, Diana went back to her people, and I have made sure to keep myself discreet. But you---you with your wild obsession, you'll ruin it for all of us." Clark said, approaching Bruce with long strides. Bruce looked furious, "You sold us out, Clark. You gave them the power that should have been ours. Just like your parents taught you. My parents taught me a different lesson... lying on the street... shaking in deep shock... dying for no reason at all. They showed me that the world only makes sense when you force it to." Clark sighed, "Look we all agreed that this wouldn't happen. The councils pointed to you remember that? They said-" "That I act like a criminal' sure I remember, and I also remember what I said to them. I laughed and told them that we have to be, and we always have been. The only difference with you is you report to a boss. But...we didn't all agree did we? Remember Green Arrow? Oliver sure made it difficult on you didn't he?" Bruce snapped. Clark was silent, his eyes hidden in shadow menacingly, "One day, someone with a lot of authority is going to tell me to come stop you...and when that happens..." Bruce grinned menacingly, "And when that happens, may the best man win." The two men stared into each other's eyes, daring the other one to make a move, before Clark's attention seemed to go out to the horizon awfully quickly. "I have to go." And he was gone, zooming into the sky. Carrie walked up to Bruce, "Uhh..was that...Superman?" Alfred walked up to Bruce, "Sir you have a mysterious caller, shall I put them on speaker?" "Go ahead." Bruce said as Alfred clicked a button on the phone. A voice that sounded whimsical, yet somehow deranged spoke. "Hellooooo! Hahahaahaha!" Bruce's face went pale. "Brucie I know you're there, how's Jason? ...Whoops! Sorry, memory tends to get a bit faded in our golden years. You know how it is, though you're probably so old that you have a batsuit with build in Depends! Ahahahaha! But listen Batsy, I know you're probably having that grumpy ol' butler of yours hold the phone, and just so you know I may or may not have sent a certain someone into that mansion of yours to lace the buttons on that phone with my favorite kind of poison. Don't worry, it should lighten your butler friend up a little!" Just then the phone fell out of Alfred's hands, and he fell to the ground, wheezing at first, but then he seemed to start laughing. His body jerking violently as the muscles in his face began to be stretched in a horrifying frozen grin as he tried to gasp for air. "Wahahahahahaha! Hello? Hello operator!? It seems my party's been...disconnected! AHAHAHAHA!"

The leader growled and picked up a flaming barrel, and threw it at Batman. Who got hit with it and nearly fell, before the giant man kicked him in the gut sending him sliding back. Roaring as he rushed the vigilante, Batman brought his fist down upon the mutant's shoulder which caused him to groan in pain as he turned, holding his arm. Taking a swipe at Batman with his claws, he missed and was beaten by a rain of blows on his broken ribs. Trying to strike out at Batman, he found Batman's gloved fist smashing his bandaged nose, which gushed blood as he cried out and clasped his hands over the center of his face. "Gaaah!" He rushed the vigilante again, and found his punch blocked and got Batman's elbow in his chin, and then was kicked down into the sea of mud.Two mutants with the words Rob and Don on their shirts next to the trio got splashed with mud. "Hehe ya see Don? Batman nasty!"Dripping blood from his nose, the leader made to grab Batman but found the hero dodging to the side and then found Batman's fingers digging into his arm.Their audience noticed their leader's arm seeming to be now dead weight, ML didn't seem to notice. "Was that a tickle?" Batman smirked, "That was a nerve bundle in your deltoid muscle. It didn't hurt, but you won't be using that arm anytime soon." Checking and seeing his opponent was right, he roared and kicked Batman with his legs from midair and began raining blow after blow on Batman's cowled face until he finally slammed Batman's face into his knee and delivered an uppercut to send him onto his back.Rob and Don spoke to each other, sounding strangely disappointed."He dusted, Batman dusted!" Don said with a frown on his face."Batman don't shiv, you see!" Rob repliedPicking the apparently unconscious man up by his collar, the mutant leader was ready to claim victory..or so he thought as he shouted into the vigilante's face."YOU FINISHED OLD MAN!" Batman head butted him, directly in his bleeding nose. "You don't get it kid! This isn't a mudhole!" Holding his bleeding nose, he stumbled around before Batman punched him twice in the nose, before pinning him into the mud and sliding around to his side, holding on to his right arm."Its an operating table, and I'm the surgeon!" He then proceeded to bend the arm backwards and there was a loud snap and crack. The giant albino man yelled out in sheer pain.Delivering two blows to his face, he noticed his opponent's right leg kicking up near him, and took an opportunity to grab it and bend it backwards as well.The multiple cracks and snaps of bone got the army of mutants to groan and cover their eyes, some just looked on horrified.Batman rained blow after blow onto the mutant leader's face, again and again and again. He finally stopped at the ninth punch. He stood up as the mutants gathered around him, their faces in disbelief.But then they all stated to smile approvingly as they all dropped their visors to the ground and started cheering.

Batman knocked away the first punch with the side of his arm, and delivered a few of his own, when ML kept blocking his blows, he delivered a crushing one to the man's abdomen causing him to gasp in pain as his guard dropped, ML got another one in the jaw. When Bats when to punch him again, he found his arm in a vice grip and the big man smashed him with a punch in the face and another in his stomach, before knocking him down into the mud with both hands interlocked."You're weak old man! You're slow!" ML taunted.Bruce wiped a bit of blood from his lip, "That's true, but we're all slow when we're thigh high in mud." The albino rushed to grab Batman, but he swiftly stepped to the side, and dodged a swipe from the leader's sharpened nails before slamming both fists on the big leader's ears, causing him to step backward and clutch his head."Not too bright are you?" Batman taunted as he rushed up to the man and expertly kicked him in the jaw before punching him in the face two more times. The leader attempted his own kick, which was blocked by Batman, who dodged to the side and punched ML's ribs, feeling one of them snap before he punched his other side, feeling this rib give way as well.He wasn't expecting such a fast kick from him to take him off guard so easily, and he grunted as he stumbled around. They expertly traded blows, ML was getting frustrated that he couldn't break through Batman's defenses and that he kept having this old man pound him from a different area each time.Having enough of it, ML slashed Bruce's cheek with the tips of his claws, twin claw marks showing beneath the lip of the cowl.ML continued using his claws, Batman dodging every time until he saw an opening and lashed out at the mutant's forehead.The Mutant Leader stumbled back, smirking, "What was that supposed to be!?" "That was just a cut above your left eye, the kind of cut that bleeds." This was said just as the leader felt a lot of blood drip down into his eye, just as Batman delivered a blow to his jaw that sent him spiraling backwards. Dazed, ML punched out at Batman but found himself being flipped over the old man's head and landing in the mud with a great big splash.

*Is reading New 52 Detective Comics vol. 1* This is awesome, I was stoopid to not give the New 52 a chance before

Once they got back to the cave, and Bruce's wounds were tended to by Alfred. Bruce turned to them all, Carrie included. "I've taken the liberty of spreading through my various contacts, that all active mutants should be in attendance for a meeting at this location." Bruce pulled up a map and a green dot appeared, I've already had Gordon set the trap, the Leader's cell door will open at 9pm, and he will be led through a ventilation shaft right to where I intend to fight him again...and win." Alfred walked up, "Sir you really intend to go through with this?" "Its all their leader, they worship him and respect him. The only way to win this is to humiliate them and defeat their leader when everyone is least expecting it. I tried to match his savagry last time, his brutality. I won't make that mistake again." Bruce told Alfred."I want you three to make sure not to interfere, this is something I have to do alone. No matter what happens, you have to keep yourselves calm and remain at the sidelines with Carrie, keep her safe." With that said, Bruce led them to the junkyard quietly.An entire army of mutants were gathered there, mingling and murmuring amongst themselves. Batman had disappeared and left the four teenagers to push through the crowd to the edge of the mudhole.------------The mutant leader appeared, his musclebound pale white figure standing in the large drainpipe, before being tackled into the mud by a dark figure.The mud bubbled before the huge mud covered figure of the leader emerged with a roar. "Batman! Show yourself! FACE ME FOOL, AND I WILL KILL YOU! I WILL SHOW YOU WHO RULES GOTHAM!" Hearing the challenge, Batman rose slowly out of the mud, and threw his cape off. "Okay son, show me!"

There better be some Treasure Planet, Hunchback, and Atlantis in your collection C:<

Thanks

I don't think anyone is, but good luck with the schoolwork

Gibbs held up his hands to show he wasn't going to cause any trouble. "My name is Joshamee Gibbs, the captain over there's name is Jack Sparrow, and the two who took the red haired girl in their boat are Pintel and Raghetti." "As for what ocean you're in.....the Caribbean, as for where you are...you're on the deck of the Black Pearl...regarded as one of the fastest ships around." They heard Jack shout from within the mob on the other side of the deck, "That's CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow!" Gibbs finally noticed what was happening and rushed over to the large crowd who were just starting to tie Jack up with hunks of raw meat on him. "Hey hey hey! Don't be doing that!" Gibbs untied Jack, not noticing one of the pirates reaching for his own pistol to shoot Gibbs in the back of the head, but upon seeing everyone shaking their heads at him, he put it back in his holster."Thank you Mr. Gibbs." Jack said shoving the raw meat off of himself and smelling himself afterwards. Wandering over to the newcomers, he looked them over. "You had Davy Jones and his smelly fishy crew running scared. Never seen him retreat like that. But...in regards to the situation....you're ship is fine....its been sunk to the depths of the ocean...but they say whatever ship is sunk by the Kraken, resides in the locker. And that's where we'll all be if we're not quick to find land." Taking note of the looks on their faces, he sighed."I can tell you're not from around here....so I'll be quick to explain since we could be set upon by the ferocious beast at any moment. Davy Jones is a sort of devil of the seas so to speak, he offers those who are captured by his ship, the Flying Dutchman, to serve for a hundred years as part of that nasty little crew of his....in exchange for postponing their deaths. What I was trying to do, and why I had that bloody jar of dirt...was to make a deal with ol' squiddy in exchange for his heart that he's quite infamous for keeping in a locked chest.""His heart is the only way to kill him, however if you stab the heart....you replace Davy Jones....at least that's what the legends say. Long story short: I'm in his debt and he's after me soul. Which is why any minute now the Kraken is going to-" Jack never go to finish, as the Pearl began to sway back and forth."Everyone man the cannons!" Will cried out. Jack's face went pale as Pintel and Raghetti and Cotton and others, rushed past him to the cannons.

My noggin of course