It’s like “Here’s your new $1000 phone. To get started, why not buy our $200 air pods. Now that you have air pods, why not pay $10 per month to listen to music and gain access to other iTunes features. However; they only give you access to the app, you have to pay individually for books or movies. Now that you’re all set, you’ll probably be taking a lot of pictures, buy our iCloud subscription so you never run out of photo space.
Now that you’re all set, buy our new $600-$800 iPad and our $100 Apple Pencil for your business needs, but wait! If you have an older iPad, you can’t use our Apple Pencil! So spend that money! We are a broke company with no money at all.”