Sam N

Well, hey, it's not my fault school makes learning history about as fun as filing a tax return. While getting a lobotomy.

Whether bad or good, it's the truth. And we can either ignore it or learn from it. Those who learn from history grow to be wise and prosperous. Those who don't get consumed by history.

You can blame society for this one. People don't want to acknowledge that most of human history revolves around fighting over land. Fighting that primarily resulted in death.

People who say otherwise clearly don't understand Disney history very well Walt was well known for getting serious and dramatic when the plot called for it. Snow White and Sleeping Beauty are great examples of that. The best example, however? No joke? Education For Death Seriously, that short does a fantastic job portraying the pure evil of the Nazis. Even beyond that, Pluto's Judgment Day. In that short, Pluto very nearly goes on trial for chasing cats and very nearly goes to hell, with the only thing stopping him being the fact that it's a dream. In more modern times, we have A Goofy Movie: a very down-to-earth film about the relationship between Goofy and his son.

Well this year needs saving, anyway

If you end up playing it, I'd love to listen!

You'd better not, young man, or you can forget about dessert!

Bet your arms will be tired

Make me

Let no one say that I chicken out of the opportunity for poor comedy 🐔

Feel free to rely on me for that as well. I'm a pro at bad jokes! For example: Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. The chicken never lived to explain.

They should be excited. KH is their one saving grace right now.

Nobody who made this seems like they wanted to

I think the soullessness comes more from the fact that this is a film executives wanted rather than a film audiences, critics, or directors wanted. Based on everything i know about Wish, its very existence seems like a failed attempt at damage control. It feels like Disney desperately attempting to win back fans without actually understanding what fans want. Wish was supposed to be the ace in the hole that saved Disney from a troubling year, and look where it ended up. So, I deduce that the reason being the quality is incompetence. Fire the writers, fire the producers, fire everyone who had anything to do with this movie! Burn it all down and start over! The Disney I know would never have DARED make something like this!

So…it’s really not “action combat”; more like “auto kill mobs that aren’t worth the exp”

Agreed. Too drastic a change for me. He kinda sorta resembles Sora, but not enough to convince me he’s the same character.

I think it’s mostly meant as a joke

Certainly a creative solution

I sorta also want to dye mine. I'm getting tired of the bland brown I've always had.

I have the same issue, and sadly, there's no cure for it. No amount of conditioner seems to help, so all I can do is have it trimmed to a real ugly ass short style regularly. One of these days I might have to just bite the bullet and stick primarily to wearing hats

I do especially. Disney is such a huge part of the franchise’s identity! Is the entire reason I got into it!

Exactly. What am I supposed to do? Wave a magic wand and make all the problems go away.

Generally yes. If I find it.

Gladly, were there any positivity to find

Speak for yourself, bozo