Chronic Tumor

NOOOO

I have never watched footy, but I have heard that it is a stupendous thing And I will be ignoring your enjoyment of American football because I have no opinions on it. None. However, F U MAN WHAT DID RUBY EVER DO TO YOU YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW GOOD RUBY EVEN IS Ruby is FINE as a programming language. It is PERFECTLY FINE and IT WORKS RUBY IS A WONDERFUL REGION WITHOUT RUBY WE WOULD NOT HAVE ALL OF THESE SO JUST SHUT UP ABOUT RUBY

who is u?

Actually I think I thought you were someone else

THERE'S A REASON YOU ADDED ME AS A FRIEND YOU LITTLE TURD

NOT YOU TOO

OH NO

Ok so I'm not reading this thread much, and I basically don't care because the story after this one starts when I disappeared for two years so I don't know what happened and don't care either. I have two things to say: First, I refuse to be legend. Also, I miss Nathan. He was my bro. Second, I feel that this is just a big long leading up to you coming out to us all tl;dr I'm not reading

Is this rugby or footy or soccer?

WHO DOES THAT?

ADDING ME LIKE A FRIEND

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE

F U MAN

It's a 2nd person narration "You'd nodded off, trusty laptop slid off the sofa..." " Sometimes you wonder what it'd be like if you'd gone to college....." Those would be lines I would read

In my head I imagine the black/caribbean man from the first Pirates of the Caribbean movie who grabbed Jack by then neck grabbing all you ignorant kids and saying "You know nothing of circumcision"

You probably thought this was a trolling thread. You were wrong. Probably. So I get it that I am not popular here and that I haven't been around for a few months. Whatever. Love you too. I discovered a fanfiction that was recently concluded and came across people putting people together to do a reading of the entire thing (17 chapters) and so I sent them an audition mostly for fun because honestly I didn't think I would get chosen. I finally got an email back two days ago and the parts I was hoping to get had names next to them that weren't mine. Oh well, I didn't really have any hopes anyway. But then MY NAME was next to NARRATOR and I'm freaking out a bit. So since you guys like stuff and things I come to you to ask if you have any help/suggestions/resources/advice for someone who has never done any voice acting before. CRICKET I KNOW YOU ARE A PRO SO I WILL BEG YOU IF I HAVE TO

WTH WHO IS U

mexican pizza

I CAN'T HELP BEING HYPOCRITICAL I AM HUMAN AND THEREFORE I AM JUST HYPOCRITICAL

Mizu Because you are all bastards

Anyone wanna help me find zeros of polynomial functions?

paperbacks are usually smaller, cheaper, and I like them more. Unless the hardcover has pictures/illustrations... Like the Dark Tower series.........

EDIT: Funny joke is not funny when funny joke has to be explained. Also I can't delete this post.

Someone called me a fággót and told me he hopes I get AIDS and die. It was a good night!

Horan is really just trolling the world? He constantly talks about food and tweeted about how he fell down and hashtagged the floor.