My name is Barry Allen and I am Ze Flasher!
I run around my city at speeds faster than any speeding bullet.
To show my naked body to as many people as possible.
Young and old.
So the future generation can live one day truly free.
Without any restriction and even clothes.
Once again my name is Barry Allen and I am Ze Flasher!
Got it memorized?
Thoughts Comments. Did it make anyone laugh?
I just thought this up.