Hey there, ladies and gents, humans of all ages and sizes!  I'm Bill Cipher! Though I'm sure you don't need an introduction from me! Oh heck, since I'm going to be taking over "The Transcendent Key's" profile for a month, I think I should make it a point to let you all know who I am!

 

So basically, I'm a dream demon from the Nightmare Realm, and I thought I'd take this month to dig in the sights, sit back, relax, cause a bit of chaos along the way, you know, the usual! I see all of you people here are very interesting!  Interesting enough for me to take over your bodies, hahaha! Oh, don't worry, I kid, I kid! Or do I...?

 

Ooh, this is gonna be fun! I always wanted to go on the internet! You know, in all my eons as a transcendent being, I had never thought of checking out the internet! Ya know, destroying universes, causing mayhem wherever I go always kept me busy most of the time! But well, I'm gonna be roaming about the forums here and see the sights! I'll show all you wonderfully impudent people a wonderful time!

 

Love, 

 

Bill Cipher!

 

Must you always not die, Cipher?

Must you always not die, Cipher?

 

Well, what can I say, kid? I'm immortal! Hahaha! I'm too important to die just like that!

Hello Bill. It's very nice to meet you.

Hello Bill. It's very nice to meet you.

 

Well hey there! You seem like a nice gal! You know, you remind me of Mabel!

 

...Mabel Pines!!!!!! *Rage flames!*

Well, what can I say, kid? I'm immortal! Hahaha! I'm too important to die just like that!

So important that your design is based off the logo of a certain organization?

Well hey there! You seem like a nice gal! You know, you remind me of Mabel!

 

...Mabel Pines!!!!!! *Rage flames!*

Do I look like Mabel Pines?

So important that your design is based off the logo of a certain organization?

 

You got that right, kid! I'm the head honcho of that whole operation, and tons of other ones around the cosmos! I did tell you I'm a transcendent being, aren't I?

 

Do I look like Mabel Pines?

 

Hmm...fair enough...but I have my eye on you!!!

Hmm...fair enough...but I have my eye on you!!!

Hehe, okay then.

Edited November 2, 20168 yr by KHUndertaleFan25

Hi there Mr. Cipher! Nice hat.

Yeah yeah yeah, I'm just going to call you Greg, it avoids confusion. Got any questions, Greg?

Edited November 2, 20168 yr by WakingDawn96

Hi there Mr. Cipher! Nice hat.

 

Why thank you, human! You know what? I like you! Wanna be my right hand man!?

 

Yeah yeah yeah, I'm just going to call you Greg, it avoids confusion. Got any questions, Greg?

 

Greg? Who's this Greg? I'm Bill! BILL! I'M KNOWN THROUGHOUT THE COSMOS! REMEMBER MY NAME, HUMAN!!!!

Why thank you, human! You know what? I like you! Wanna be my right hand man!?

 

 

 

Greg? Who's this Greg? I'm Bill! BILL! I'M KNOWN THROUGHOUT THE COSMOS! REMEMBER MY NAME, HUMAN!!!!

Your name is Greg to me, get over it. (Plus I call only the special people or newcomers Greg, so if I call you that it's more like an honor.) And who said I was human?

Be careful Cipher or the Pines would caught you again

Wanna be my right hand man!?

If the pay is good, then sure!

 

 

U can't change ur name...

 

 

 

Can I shake your hand? Also brb I need to set up a circle of people to fit a wheel

What's up Bill! Where did you disappear to?

Your name is Greg to me, get over it. (Plus I call only the special people or newcomers Greg, so if I call you that it's more like an honor.) And who said I was human?

 

Then if I'm a Greg, then you're a Roger! That's it, haha, I'll call you Roger the human! *Laughs maniacally.* But wait, you said you weren't human? Then what are  you, a talking animal!?

 

Be careful Cipher or the Pines would caught you again

 

Oh, trust me, I've worked my way around that! Those Pines won't pull the wool over my eye again! Next time, I'll kill them before they even know I'm there!

 

If the pay is good, then sure!

 

Well, you get fame, fortune, ultimate power, your own galaxy and/or universe, your every whim and desire, plus you get to cause chaos with me! I'm guessing that's payment enough!

 

 

DIPPER PINES!!!!!! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!! 

 

 

 

 

U can't change ur name...

 

 

 

 

Ha, joke's on you! I'm not aiming to change Transcendent's name, I'm just taking over his profile for a month! Therefore, human, I'm only dabbling in his profile, not making the name switch! Now bow before me, yellow skinned teenage boy with a habit of pointing at people! Bow to me!!!!!

 

Can I shake your hand? Also brb I need to set up a circle of people to fit a wheel

 

*Shakes your hand.* Oh, it's always nice to meet a fan! Hey, wait a moment! Why bother gathering people? Last time that happened, those foolish humans tried doing me in! I WON'T LET YOU DO THE SAME!!!!! 

 

What's up Bill! Where did you disappear to?

 

Well hey there, human! And well, after Stanley almost killed me, I went into hiding, biding my time till I could recover my full strength! Soon, I'll return with a vengeance! Oh, and those Pines will suffer...they'll pay for what they put me through!

Edited November 3, 20168 yr by The Transcendent Key

I'm more than a human, more than an animal, I am something that one's mind can never understand. I am a secret surround by mystery, one that even you could not solve.

 

And sure, you can call me Roger, that actually doesn't sound like a bad name at all.

I'm more than a human, more than an animal, I am something that one's mind can never understand. I am a secret surround by mystery, one that even you could not solve.

 

And sure, you can call me Roger, that actually doesn't sound like a bad name at all.

 

O.O

 

You...you're just like me! You're an interdimensional entity! Well, in that case, I have to tip my hat to you, fine sir! *Tips hat*

O.O

 

You...you're just like me! You're an interdimensional entity! Well, in that case, I have to tip my hat to you, fine sir! *Tips hat*

*tips my hat to you as well* I have to do the same to you, Greg. Finally someone who understands the importance of us interdimensional beings.

*tips my hat to you as well* I have to do the same to you, Greg. Finally someone who understands the importance of us interdimensional beings.

 

*Grins.* Oh, the things we can destroy...the chaos we can brew! B)

*Grins.* Oh, the things we can destroy...the chaos we can brew! B)

I would have a few rules on what we couldn't destroy, like the world of Pokémon, but other than rules like that, we could destroy and rule over all we want to!