https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlgy97-ECJQ

 

Well humans, it seems that a dark day has befallen you all! I'm normally not into human politics, but recently, there's been this whole fiasco between Trumpy and Clingon!  It seems that all humans were very anxious to find out who would win the election for presidency in the United States, and well, the news came out that Trumpy won!  And well, I have to say, things are looking messy for all of you humans!

 

I mean, I've been talking to Transcendent here, and he's very worried about what'll happen for the next four years. Trumpy's an unpredictable human, and with all the money and power he has, he has the power to influence change in a big way! And he's not exactly the nicest human on the block, so that's spelling potential danger!  I've seen lots of civilizations and empires crumble for eons, and well, even I can't say if old Trumpy here will cause a calamity!  Yes, even I, the mighty Bill Cipher, don't know how this will turn out!

 

But either way, it seemed as though no matter who would win, things would be bad! If I had run for president though, hehe, things would be different!

 

But yes, it seems that all of you humans are now stuck with a potentially dangerous man at the helm of the United States! The thing here is that he's on a mission to deport lots of undocumented humans and kick em all back to their respective countries! For criminals and all that, I can understand, but there's also lots of innocent families, hard working people who, though undocumented, have worked their butts off to fulfill their dreams in the USA, you know what I'm saying? So it's not fair that those innocent undocumented people pay for the criminals! But, this is the world you humans live in, so it's something that'll have to be dealt with!

 

 

Now, I can't believe I'm actually doing this, but I'm going to offer some words of comfort to you all! (Seriously though, I'm a Dream Demon, comforting any being at all is a strange concept to me, but well, here goes!)  Even though things may seem dark and uncertain as of now, all of you have to stay strong and keep faith in the one known as God, whom you all humans believe in! Have faith that he will guide you through the darkness!  And who knows? Trumpy might not be that bad, but we won't know until he's actively working full time as president! Transcendent is afraid of what the future might hold, but at the same time, he has faith things will turn out okay in the end! So that thinking should apply to you all as well! Even if the country flips itself upside down, try to stay right side up and smell the roses! For every bad thing that happens, there eventually has to come a good thing to light up a person's hope, am I right? But anyways, I say you all humans stay strong and stick together for the next four years, and don't let fear get the best of you! And also pray for all the innocent undocumented people! They need the prayers!

 

Ugh, seriously, I'm Bill Cipher! I shouldn't even be encouraging you like this!  And this music playing in the background doesn't help...but gah, what the heck! Just this once, I'll show some "humanity" and extend you all a big hug!

 

*Extends my arms ridiculously wide and hugs all of you and pats all your backs.*

 

There there, kiddos! It'll all be okay!

 

Edited November 10, 20168 yr by The Transcendent Key

I cracked up laughing at "Clingon"

It seems that Transcendent Key has given you a change of heart on how you view humans . That, or maybe it was the fact that Dipper and his gnag beat some sense into you after they foiled your evil schemes. But yeah, I agree with what you say, nontehless.

 

T-Thank you, Bill... You're really kind when you show it...

Even though things may seem dark and uncertain as of now, all of you have to stay strong and keep faith in the one known as God, whom you all humans believe in! Have faith that he will guide you through the darkness!  And who knows? Trumpy might not be that bad, but we won't know until he's actively working full time as president! Transcendent is afraid of what the future might hold, but at the same time, he has faith things will turn out okay in the end! So that thinking should apply to you all as well! Even if the country flips itself upside down, try to stay right side up and smell the roses! For every bad thing that happens, there eventually has to come a good thing to light up a person's hope, am I right?

 

I don't think that I can say anything more than what you said right here.  So, I will let Stephen Colbert say something instead, because I think that this is one of the most beautiful and American videos that I saw come out of this election that I am sure will get everyone's hopes up:

 

Edited November 10, 20168 yr by Dagesh Lene

I cracked up laughing at "Clingon"

 

Heh, I just had to, human! I found it amusing as well! X3

 

It seems that Transcendent Key has given you a change of heart on how you view humans . That, or maybe it was the fact that Dipper and his gnag beat some sense into you after they foiled your evil schemes. But yeah, I agree with what you say, nontehless.

 

Eh...I really don't like what's happening to me! I'm starting to feel warm where I shouldn't feel any warmth! I'm a stone cold destroyer of universes, not some caring being! Two tailed fox, I don't know what's wrong with me!!!! X_X

 

 

T-Thank you, Bill... You're really kind when you show it...

 

Wait, so first you're a princess, and now you're Morgiana!? You're a shapeshifter!!!!! And you're welcome, kiddo!

 

I don't think that I can say anything more than what you said right here.  So, I will let Stephen Colbert say something instead, because I think that this is one of the most beautiful and American videos that I saw come out of this election that I am sure will get everyone's hopes up:

 

 

Well human, I have to say, this was definitely an inspiring video! Just goes to show that hope will stand strong, no matter the adversity.  And that should be good enough for now!