Just got this wonderful e-mail from a person named NULL NULL:

 

"YOU WON SEVEN HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND BRITISH POUNDS IN THE GNLD PROMO

 

SEND YOUR NAME: ADDRESS:"

 

 

I'm consider replying with the name "Heywood Jablome" and the address "69 Suckit Lane".

LMFAO. i will love you forever if you do reply like that.

I love scams and messing with then people who are trying to do them.

 

I also find it funny how some people are actually clueless enough to fall for these obvious scams. The writer might as well say

 

"Hello, I am someone you never met before or care about, can I have all your personal information so I can steal all the money in your bank account I mean commit a crime under your name go to college, in Nigeria? "

Kind of reminds me of the guy who came up to our doorstep today and was like, "HI. I'M TOTALLY FROM THE EXECUTIVE BRANCH OF PIZZA HUT-- I- I MEAN DOMINOES, AND FOR 15 DOLLARS I WILL GIVE YOU 5-NO 11 PIZZAS!! NOW, HOW MANY ORDERS DO YOU GUYS WANT?"

 

and he pulls out an old, bent up flyer for Dominoes you normally find shoved in-between the pages of your daily newspaper.

 

He had a nice shirt and tie on, but his attire screamed "trying way to hard to get some extra cash."

 

Yeaaahno.

We ran him off as fast as we could.

Or like the Nigerian fathers who e-mail you asking you to send them money so they can feed their family/rent a penguin/etc

Heres a reply I recently made to another scam.

 

 

1. Full name Ruben Mycok

2. Contact Address: 666 Butthole lane

3. Age: 69

4. Mobile Number: 1-800-Douchebag

5. Marital Status: Married, then divorced, then married, then windowed, then single

6. Sex Transsexual

7. Occupation: Professional Poop Tosser

8. Company: FAP (feces and poop)

9.State: Albania

10.Country: USSR

11.Nationality: Siamese if you please

12.Email: you know it dumbass how else would you send this to me?

13.Next Of Kin: My son, Sukon Mycok

14. Zip Code: 12345

15. Website (if applicable):

www.tubgirl.com

 

Don't go on tubgirl, its a shock website that will probably rape your mind. I'm serious don't go. I think Nigerians will like it so I sent it to them.

 

Its basically a fat japanese girl sitting in the bathtub naked while squirting orange diarhea into her mouth, you wouldn't want to see that now would you?

 

 

Don't go on tubgirl, its a shock website that will probably rape your mind. I'm serious don't go. I think Nigerians will like it so I sent it to them.

 

I rest my case. Maybe one day they will go to dance school but need money from total strangers to do it.

You're font color is hard to read

You're font color is hard to read

 

Better now, hon? c:

 

 

 

Better now, hon? c:

 

You're such a bitch...

and I love you. 8D

 

You're font color is hard to read

 

Better now, hon? c:

 

No, because I'm blind.

Brail please.

 

 

 

 

Better now, hon? c:

 

You're such a bitch...

and I love you. 8D

 

pfffffft, don't I know it. cx

ilu2<33

 

 

 

You're font color is hard to read

 

Better now, hon? c:

 

No, because I'm blind.

Brail please.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Better now, hon? c:

 

You're such a bitch...

and I love you. 8D

 

pfffffft, don't I know it. cx

ilu2<33

 

 

 

You're font color is hard to read

 

Better now, hon? c:

 

No, because I'm blind.

Brail please.

 

 

Thanks bro

Your email ID has been given 1,000,000,00 GBP in our tobacco promo send us your

Name

Sex

Address

I just got sent this

 

...

That has to be the dumbest scam ever. Who would ever believe the won 1 million pounds in a promotion they never heard of?

 

If your going to scam someone, at least use a heart wrenching story that will make people feel sad.

gentlemans these days.

gentlemans these days.

 

I'm offended.

 

Well not really.