I'm a ninja.

 

I live here now, and if you don't like it, then I guess I'll have to beat you up.

You can live here, but if you try to beat anyone up I'll get hellfire to summon a lazor cat upon you.

I was here first. : |

 

GTFO, BETCH.

Can't I at least beat up Toad who keeps telling me the princess is in another castle, an Bush for turning our country into a fruit loop?

 

And DLC, you didn't -snifs- SAVE THE WORLD, so too bad. And I call dibs.

You cannot beat up Spike Spiegel.

Cool.

I'm your roomate now.

Hur Hur.

Cool.

I'm your roomate now.

Hur Hur.

 

Hur Hur Hur

 

Get out. Now.

imma pirate. imma be burnin ur woman & rapin ur churchez ohsnapp o:

that totally made sense with the first post cuz like ninjas vs pirates yeah that justifies me stfu

imma pirate. imma be burnin ur woman & rapin ur churchez ohsnapp o:

that totally made sense with the first post cuz like ninjas vs pirates yeah that justifies me stfu

 

Yeah, well I'm on a boat. So there.

 

imma pirate. imma be burnin ur woman & rapin ur churchez ohsnapp o:

that totally made sense with the first post cuz like ninjas vs pirates yeah that justifies me stfu

 

Yeah, well I'm on a boat. So there.

 

And, like your snakes, I'm on a plane. So there.

OHSHI--

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