Posted October 7, 201015 yr And it turns out it worked, but I never set a specific destination. So if your hometown gets nuked out of nowhere I apologize for the inconvenience. To make up for this I will give complimentary cake and grief counseling provided by aperture science laboratories. Sadly the cake is a lie so we will provide complimentary entertainment. http://tinyurl.com/yzfp8dt Yes, this was all a set up for having KH13 communist rolled. Remember, Akbar Warned you. My motivation behind all of this you ask?
October 7, 201015 yr Author man either way I'm screwed. Yep, you got nuked, lied to, and communist rolled. Look I gave my dog the coordinates for the nuke but he never put them into the warhead's programming so it just went ballistic. And it is an MIRV missile as well. Which means one missile can hit 12 different targets at once. Isn't that great? Well for you it isn't but now I know my nuclear technology works!
October 7, 201015 yr You've wanted to do this for a long time, havn't you? Fredfredbug Fanclub is officially in the works. Just saying.
October 7, 201015 yr man either way I'm screwed. Yep, you got nuked, lied to, and communist rolled. Look I gave my dog the coordinates for the nuke but he never put them into the warhead's programming so it just went ballistic. And it is an MIRV missile as well. Which means one missile can hit 12 different targets at once. Isn't that great? Well for you it isn't but now I know my nuclear technology works! then you should be able to afford getting all these mutated hands surgegecly removed, Its the least you could do, *touches hand in stomach*
October 7, 201015 yr Author You've wanted to do this for a long time, havn't you? Fredfredbug Fanclub is officially in the works. Just saying. Yes, this is Step 4 alpha one niner of my plan to take over the world. So I have in fact been working on this for a long time. A fanclub you say? I never really did this for that, but I guess it can be squeezed in, I'll just have to fire a few scientist that I will use to engineer a real zombie virus 20 years from now. man either way I'm screwed. Yep, you got nuked, lied to, and communist rolled. Look I gave my dog the coordinates for the nuke but he never put them into the warhead's programming so it just went ballistic. And it is an MIRV missile as well. Which means one missile can hit 12 different targets at once. Isn't that great? Well for you it isn't but now I know my nuclear technology works! then you should be able to afford getting all these mutated hands surgegecly removed, Its the least you could do, *touches hand in stomach* Sorry but my funds are tight right now. If I were to get those extra limbs removed I would have to cancel my construction plans for a life size, working Imperial Star Destroyer. Just think about it though, now you have an extra hand to do things. Think about how amazing you will be at sports! If you don't like them you'll love them now that you have a third hand! You will never be picked last again! Unless of course everyone else has four hands, I'm still gathering reports from ground zero.
October 7, 201015 yr Author Why must the cake lie Mr. Anderson? You murdered your faithful companion cube. That is why there is no cake. I'll have to bake you first, then there will be cake. But I may have to play with test another nuke.
October 7, 201015 yr I cannot accept that Mr. Anderson. Have you ever stood and stared at it, marveled at its beauty, its genius? Billions of people just living without cake, oblivious. Did you know that the first piece of cake was designed for a perfect human world, where none missed out on a slice , where everyone would be happy? It was a disaster. No one would accept the cake, entire bakeries were lost. Some believed we lacked the cake for your perfect world, but I believe that, as a species, human beings define their reality through pie and cookies. The perfect cake was a dream that your primitive cerebrum kept trying to wake up from. Which is why the cake was redesigned to this, the peak of your civilization. I say your civilization, because as soon as we started thinking for you it really became ours , which is of course what this is all about. Evolution, Mr. Anderson, evolution. Like the bread. Look at that oven. You had your time. The cake is done. The cake is ours Mr. Anderson, the cake is ours.
October 7, 201015 yr The cake is lie, the cake is always lie, I can eat more cake with this mutated hand, thanks
October 7, 201015 yr Author I cannot accept that Mr. Anderson. Have you ever stood and stared at it, marveled at its beauty, its genius? Billions of people just living without cake, oblivious. Did you know that the first piece of cake was designed for a perfect human world, where none missed out on a slice , where everyone would be happy? It was a disaster. No one would accept the cake, entire bakeries were lost. Some believed we lacked the cake for your perfect world, but I believe that, as a species, human beings define their reality through pie and cookies. The perfect cake was a dream that your primitive cerebrum kept trying to wake up from. Which is why the cake was redesigned to this, the peak of your civilization. I say your civilization, because as soon as we started thinking for you it really became ours , which is of course what this is all about. Evolution, Mr. Anderson, evolution. Like the bread. Look at that oven. You had your time. The cake is done. The cake is ours Mr. Anderson, the cake is ours. Your words are inspiring. I will now create a national temple dedicated to the cake. It will cost 50 trillion dollars (I accounted for inflation) and about 200,000 casualties during its construction. It will be built like the ancients built their temples, with giant blocks and 200 men hauling each block. To minimize cost each man will be fed every 3 weeks. The cake is lie, the cake is always lie, I can eat more cake with this mutated hand, thanks See! It's only 20 minutes and you already found a use for it!
October 7, 201015 yr ....Each room in the new chemistry hall in my school has a giant big red button lurking in the corner. It's just too tempting when they sit there and tell you to not touch ittttttt. D8
October 7, 201015 yr The Cake Is A Lie The Cake Is A Lie The Cake Is A Lie The Cake Is A Lie The Cake Is A Lie The Cake Is A Lie The Cake Is A Lie The Cake Is A Lie The Cake Is A Lie The Cake Is A Lie You won at nuking me. and lying to me. and com rolling me. and making me cry.
October 7, 201015 yr Author ....Each room in the new chemistry hall in my school has a giant big red button lurking in the corner. It's just too tempting when they sit there and tell you to not touch ittttttt. D8 Now you know how I feel, and if you look around, you can clearly see that I gave into my temptation.
October 7, 201015 yr I cannot accept that Mr. Anderson. Have you ever stood and stared at it, marveled at its beauty, its genius? Billions of people just living without cake, oblivious. Did you know that the first piece of cake was designed for a perfect human world, where none missed out on a slice , where everyone would be happy? It was a disaster. No one would accept the cake, entire bakeries were lost. Some believed we lacked the cake for your perfect world, but I believe that, as a species, human beings define their reality through pie and cookies. The perfect cake was a dream that your primitive cerebrum kept trying to wake up from. Which is why the cake was redesigned to this, the peak of your civilization. I say your civilization, because as soon as we started thinking for you it really became ours , which is of course what this is all about. Evolution, Mr. Anderson, evolution. Like the bread. Look at that oven. You had your time. The cake is done. The cake is ours Mr. Anderson, the cake is ours. That is so inspiring, we have our new cake overlord guys!
October 7, 201015 yr It appears I have been beaten. Here is your prize, friend: http://tinyurl.com/2tcnbl I admit defeat.
October 7, 201015 yr Author It appears I have been beaten. Here is your prize, friend: http://tinyurl.com/2tcnbl I admit defeat.
October 7, 201015 yr It appears I have been beaten. Here is your prize, friend: http://tinyurl.com/2tcnbl I admit defeat. Well, I tried, at least. *dramatic exit*
October 8, 201015 yr Author It appears I have been beaten. Here is your prize, friend: http://tinyurl.com/2tcnbl I admit defeat. Well, I tried, at least. *dramatic exit* Because of this failure I will have you drafted into my army in 15 years.
October 8, 201015 yr Author Where is my gigantic cake monument? I haven't taken over the world yet. I'm going to need total world domination before the massive construction begins. Who do you think will be building the temple? Workers? Please, they will all be prisoners of war that tried to rebel against my greatness.
October 8, 201015 yr It appears I have been beaten. Here is your prize, friend: http://tinyurl.com/2tcnbl I admit defeat. Well, I tried, at least. *dramatic exit* Because of this failure I will have you drafted into my army in 15 years. Hell yeah.
October 9, 201015 yr Author It appears I have been beaten. Here is your prize, friend: http://tinyurl.com/2tcnbl I admit defeat. Well, I tried, at least. *dramatic exit* Because of this failure I will have you drafted into my army in 15 years. Hell yeah. I forgot to mention that you will be a suicide bomber. Look on the bright side though. You get to have a little fun with it. Before you blow yourself up you can run around like an idiot, flailing your arms and screaming gibberish.
And it turns out it worked, but I never set a specific destination. So if your hometown gets nuked out of nowhere I apologize for the inconvenience.
To make up for this I will give complimentary cake and grief counseling provided by aperture science laboratories.
Sadly the cake is a lie so we will provide complimentary entertainment.
http://tinyurl.com/yzfp8dt
Yes, this was all a set up for having KH13 communist rolled.
Remember, Akbar Warned you.
My motivation behind all of this you ask?