Posted October 9, 201015 yr Kingdom Hearts: The Abridged Project (Episode 1) [sora's eyes open lazily, looking up towards the sky. He then looks up and is startled by Kairi] Sora: Ah! Bitch! -Oh hey, Kairi. Kairi: Sora, you lazy bum, I knew I'd find you snoozing down here. Sora: So? Kairi: Sora, you laaaaazy bum. Sora: Hey Kairi, wanna play a game called
October 9, 201015 yr Author Kingdom Hearts: The Abridged Project (Episode 2) [A black screen appears and the subtitles to Sora's voice over begin] Sora (Voice Over): Tonight's episode is all about equality for all people. Men, women, gay, straight, black, Jewish...uhhh, Latin...Puerto Rican, maybe. Ummm...black? Yeah. Aw, who am I kidding...get on with the racism! [intro] Selphie: Hey Kairi! Remember that time we did that thing? Kairi: With that thing? Selphie: And he had that big thing? Kairi: That thing was disgusting! Selphie: I know, right!? I wouldn't touch that thing with a ten foot pole! [sora comes in] Sora: Hey guys. Selphie: Hey Sora, we were just talking about you! Sora: Reeeally? [sora's mind drifts off] Selphie: Hey Kairi! Remember that time we did Sora!? Kairi: Oh yeah! And he did that thing! Selphie: And he had that big penis!? Kairi: That thing was disgusting-ly huge! Selphie: I know, right!? I'd totally touch that with my ten foot hole. [Comes back to reality] Sora: Yep, that's how it happened. Selphie: Uhhh... Kairi: Sora, what are you even doing here? Sora: Actually, I'm looking for the plot, have you seen it? Kairi: I think Riku took it and had sex with it. Sora: And yet, I'm not surprised. [scene randomly changes to Sora standing on the pier where it is dark and storming] Sora: How in the hell did I get here? Did we just skip a half-hour with of gameplay? [sora turns and sees Riku] Sora: Riku!? What are you doing here? Riku: The door...has opened... Sora: What? Riku: The door has opened, Sora! Sora: Did you break in to our supply of shrooms? Riku: The door...has opened... Sora: Yeah...I got that. Riku: The door has opened, Sora! Sora: JESUS CHRIST, I GOT IT! ...wait...where's the plot? I thought it was with you! Riku: The plot's coming with us! Sora: Oh okay. Riku: This may be our only chance...we may never see our parents again. Sora: We have parents? [Cuts to a scene where Sora is on his bed] Sora's Mom: Dumbass, dinner is ready, come on down! Dumbass? [Cuts back to Sora] Sora: Oh yeah. Riku: Are you coming? Sora: Just so long as I don't have to grab your hand in a really dramatic slow-mo sequence. [Cuts to the scene where Riku is in the ocean and Sora reaches for him] Riku: Dammit Sora! Stop using flashbacks for filler! That's Naruto's job! Sora: Sorry. [Riku reaches his hand out] Sora: I f*cking knew it! [sora reaches and misses his hand] Sora: Dammit! [Riku is absorbed into the darkness] [sora stands on the pier] Sora: Okay, this is a bunch of bullshit! I am calling my manager tomorrow and- [A giant key appears in his hand] Sora: Shiny! [Random subtitles appear] (So much to do...so little time) Sora: What the...? (Are you prepared) Sora: Am I supposed to be able to hear you or... (Dammit Sora....just answer the question) Sora: No. (Sora...) Sora: No! (That's it Sora, you're grounded!) Sora: So!? (No Playstation 3 for a month! And as for your phone, forget about it!) Sora: Nooo! (Okay, I can't be that mean) Sora: Phew... (Yes I can...GROUNDED!) Sora: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! (Hahahaha!) Sora: ...you're a dick! [Heartless pop up] Sora: Well, this sucks. [sora attacks a few, then the screen goes black] [A caption appears saying
October 9, 201015 yr Author Kingdom Hearts: The Abridged Project (Episode 3) [black screen starts the episode saying
October 9, 201015 yr Author Kingdom Hearts: The Abridged Project (Episode 4) Sora: Hey kids! Guess what!? [screen stays on Sora but you hear a deep, over exaggerated man's voice coming from off-screen] Voice: Whaaat!? Sora: We're going to be doing a very super-amazing-totally-not-a-cheap-knock-off-because-we-couldn't-think-of-anything-else episode! Voice: What's it about? Sora: I'm glad you asked, small child! It's about music! Voice: Moo-sic? Sora: That's right! Music! We're gonna have a singing competition episode! Voice: Uhhh... Sora: So after the episode, go to the comment section below and tell us what you want your favorite cast member to sing! If they know it...and it isn't gay- [shows a picture of the Jonas brother's with a red
Kingdom Hearts: The Abridged Project (Episode 1)
[sora's eyes open lazily, looking up towards the sky. He then looks up and is startled by Kairi]
Sora: Ah! Bitch! -Oh hey, Kairi.
Kairi: Sora, you lazy bum, I knew I'd find you snoozing down here.
Sora: So?
Kairi: Sora, you laaaaazy bum.
Sora: Hey Kairi, wanna play a game called