Not really sure if someone already did something like this but that's besides the point. Okay now this is something I got from another website I'm on. The idea is grant a person their wish but you gotta twist it around in some way then after that you make your own wish like:

 

Person 1: I wish I could fly

Person 2: Granted but you got caught in the engine of a plane

I wish I have unlimited tacos

 

It's a game of wishes and corruptions that never ends!!!

The only rules is to follow the ToS, be nice to others as possible, and keep cussin' to a minimun or you shall face the wrath of my cuss cup! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

Now I'll start it off :

 

I wish I had laser vision

Granted, but it was too much so the government took you away to a lab

I wish for a pet tiger

Govt labs are beazt.

Granted but it ate you.

I wish I can be Lightnings boyfriend

Granted, but then she dumped you and left you as a corpse

 

I wish to know what to wish for...

Granted but your head exploded when you did.

 

I wish I had a badass icon D8

granted, but your idea of badass is nude men

 

i wish i could die and go to hell

Granted...Hey that's bad enough right?

 

I wish my b-day would come quickly.

Granted, but it went by so fast you didn't get a chance to enjoy it

I wish I owned an awesome water park

Granted but then it contained too much water and there was a flood and all the water came down on you

I wish that I had an Asian teacher at my school who was realy nice and would not get fired....

Granted, but the teacher gave you alot of homework

I wish for some steak

Granted, but it was too salty and you can never taste something again.

I wish I was with my gf.

Granted, but he he was butt ugly and attacked you.

I wish Vanitas was Vanitas was naked in BBS

Granted, but he was so sexy your eyes burned.

 

I wish it would snow more.

wish granted, but all the snow gets delivered to my town!!! (it's been so cold, it's meant to snow tonight )

 

i wish my dad would stop hating steam because it wouldn't work for him

Granted, but I'm not sure what you mean so you get the opposite of what you wished for.

 

I wish Hige didn't find out I'm stalking him...

Granted, but i lost all memories and never spoke to you or got on this site again..

 

I wish i could pass my geometry class without even trying

granted, but geometry is useless in life unless you decide to be a geometry teacher.

 

i wish the child protection agency would ban homework.

Granted, but homework was banned was only in the state of Florida

I wish for some bagels

[yes i haz no homework!!! BWAHAHA]

granted but they have a manure spread on them....

I wish that i could learn to make siggys

Granted, but your siggy went horrible no one wants to teach you again

I wish I have a soda

Granted, but once you opened it it sprayed you

I wish for an ice cream cone

Granted but you got a brain freeze.

 

I wish I could have a nap.

granted, but you never woke up..sorry cali

I wish cali would get on!!!!

granted, but it won't be the cali you have in mind, just some random person from greece called cali.

 

i wish for 3 more wishes.

Granted, but they had to be wishes that would benefit and greatly satisfy me.

 

I wish I didn't have a head ache anymore.

 

 

Granted, but homework was banned was only in the state of Florida

I wish for some bagels

 

I'm moving to Florida now.

Granted,but then you had a stomach ache.

 

I wish I could fly