Not really sure if someone already did something like this but that's besides the point. Okay now this is something I got from another website I'm on. The idea is grant a person their wish but you gotta twist it around in some way then after that you make your own wish like:

 

Person 1: I wish I could fly

Person 2: Granted but you got caught in the engine of a plane

I wish I have unlimited tacos

 

It's a game of wishes and corruptions that never ends!!!

The only rules is to follow the ToS, be nice to others as possible, and keep cussin' to a minimun or you shall face the wrath of my cuss cup! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

Now I'll start it off :

 

I wish I had laser vision

Granted, but you weren't paying attention and you flew into a jet engine.

 

I wish someone would shoot me in my face. (trying to find uncorruptable wishes.)

Granted, but that guy missed and shot your eye so now your blind.

I wish I had all Nici products XDDDDD

Granted, but then a meteor hit your house and destroyed all of your products.

 

I wish i knew how someone could get shot in the eye and NOT GET KILLED!

granted (if you consider a zombie that tries to feast on your flesh not dead)

You have to also make a wish numbnuts

granted (if you consider a zombie that tries to feast on your flesh not dead)

 

There's no wish

 

I wish that I was able to eat the world's greatest cheese pizza.

Granted, but you died from high cholestorol.

I wish for a chocolate milkshake

Granted, but it was a different kind of chocolate than you were thinking of...

 

Wish i would get tortured by the taliban and then get killed just before the marines come and save me. And then go to hell and burn and get stabbed and raped and stuff like that forever. (still searching for uncorruptable wish)

Granted, but you die in hell, and go to super hell, a place where you will be forced to listen to Justin Bieber's biggest hits for all eternity.

 

I wish for a Keyblade.

That was not corrupted, that was exactly what i wisshed for

GRanted but you lost it along with all your socks

I WISH FOR A PUPPY! that would kill me and everything on earth.

That was not corrupted, that was exactly what i wisshed for

GRanted but you lost it along with all your socks

I WISH FOR A PUPPY! that would kill me and everything on earth.

 

Granted, but it was opposite day.

 

I wish it was opposite day.

Granted but... it was the opposite of opposite day?

 

i wish i knew what was going on

Granted but then you got lost again

I wish for some cereal

Granted but you choked to death with a corn flake.

I wish I could transform into anything in the world.

Granted, but then the government captured you and did tests on you

I wish for a ship full of cookies

@Sora's Little Helper

Granted, but then your powers spazzed out and you turned into a potato and were made into French Fries, and soon eaten by me.

 

@Felicitas

Granted, but the ship crashed due to the fact that it had too many cookies.

 

I wish I had some French Fries right now, that I wouldn't die from.

Granted but they were old and moldy

I wish i had a horse

Granted, but it died in an accident.

 

I wish GC was working.

Granted but you fell from your horse and broke your back.

I wish I could have the best grades in the whole school

Granted, but then everyone shunned you for getting good grades

I wish I understood algebra 2

Granted, but it was a conspiracy by the government that no one else could know, so they had to kill you.

 

I wish...

...THERE'S NO WISH T_T

No wish was granted

I wish to appear in private TV broadcasts

Granted, but it was a one time thing

I want to eat cheese

Granted, but the cheese was past its expiration date.

I wish for Genie's freedom