Not really sure if someone already did something like this but that's besides the point. Okay now this is something I got from another website I'm on. The idea is grant a person their wish but you gotta twist it around in some way then after that you make your own wish like:

 

Person 1: I wish I could fly

Person 2: Granted but you got caught in the engine of a plane

I wish I have unlimited tacos

 

It's a game of wishes and corruptions that never ends!!!

The only rules is to follow the ToS, be nice to others as possible, and keep cussin' to a minimun or you shall face the wrath of my cuss cup! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

Now I'll start it off :

 

I wish I had laser vision

She did, but she poisoned it. (I dunno what to say )

I wish I was tall. (I do actually.. ;__; )

Granted, but you got so tall everyone thought yo were a giant and killed you (;w; oh well there goes MY wish to be taller too...)

I wish people would stop smoking

Granted, but now they drink more beer

I wish I could travel to different worlds!

granted but Jim kong bombed your plane.I wish that i have the x-blade

Granted but you stabbed yourself with it the second you touched it. I wish that I had nothing

granted, but a minute later you had something

I wish I had enough money to order that Ventus wig ;_;

Granted,but then when it came and you putted it on,and it stuck there for ever because it had indutrail glue in it for it to stay still.

 

I wish I had a cat

granted, but the wig had aids in it. I wish that we all meet each other in real life

Granted, but then we all argued over who is the best KH charater

I wish I had a lucky charm like Aqua's

granted, but it was cursed. I wish that the world would never end

Granted, but then it got so old it couldn't produce plants to eat anymore so the animals died and so did the humans

I wish I had a pet goldfish named Bob

Granted, but the goldfish could speak and said his name was Feliks

I wish I would grow taller

granted but you only grew and inch.

I wish I could sing this damn song ;<

Granted, but then you forgot all the other song lyrics you've learned.

I wish for CANDY~

Granted, but the candy ate you.

I wish my hedgehog could take care of herself (lowut)

Granted but then it ran away and bought itself a house

I wish I didn't have a headache at the TSO concert last night >.<

Granted, but then you became deaf so u couldn't hear the music

I wish for sora and roxas puppies

Granted but they would eat you

I wish I had a piece of pencil

Granted, but it broke the second you touched it

I wish I was able to turn into a fox!

Granted, but you would killed by a hunter.

I wish I could teleport!

Granted, but you would killed by a hunter.

I wish I could teleport!

 

Granted, but you teleport inside a wall and suffocate to death.

I wish I had a time machine.

Granted, but you go back into the past and see your former self, thus creating a time paradox, and a never ending loop.

 

I wish I had 1000 wishes.

Granted, but they ended up being useless

I wish for some pocky

Granted, but since I don't know what pocky is, it turns into the thing you hate the most and you can't get rid of it.

 

I wish that I could make anything I want happen.

Grantes, but then people started to shun you

I wish I had a Ventus cosplay so I could run out of mah house while swinging around a keyblade like a maniac