Do you remember Lara Croft? You know, the sissy bi*** that looks like a sidewalk sally and never did anything? yeah, well she wasnt ALWAYS like that....

 

Back in the olden days when she was an ACTUAL tomb raider who shot first and asked questions later.

 

after Angel of Darkness, some company took over and gave her a new look.

they changed her long braided ponytail into a short normal ponytail, gave her a new(and obnoxious) personality, and gave her...well......hevily endowed her..... oh and dressed her all slutty

 

but NOT ONLY THAT theres also ABSOLUTELY NO PUZZLES, FIGHING, OR TOMBS for that matter......

i played Ledgend: CRAP! i thought "well they probably just have little to go on"

i didnt play Anneversary (thats just a knock off crap-fake of the first game)

i played Underworld; you know....when you hear the word "underworld" you think of Zombies and yet---there were only about 20 zombies (most of which where spread out so thin and WAY too easy to take down)....AND ALL I DID WAS JUMP UP WALLS THROUGH THE WHOLE DAMN TIME!!!

 

 

so yeah....if you ever hear of Tomb Raider; PLAY THE FIRST 6 GAMES!!!!

 

(i also have failed to see Kurtis reappear which is something i have waited for, for years)

 

 

my ranting is done now....but i WILL say this: today's pop culture has ruined a very good game changing a strong and moral woman into a weak damsel who can barely do anything but show her body off (and i dont think guys want a girl to look as deformed as that....)

 

 

BTW i give 5 stars to the first 3 games and AoD. and 4 to the 5th one

and Also Kurtis Trent was the first ever person i saw to weild a Chakram

It's funny you should mention Lara Croft, I loved the third one I got stuck and gave gave up -shot-

 

I thought Legend was alright, the sword thing at the end was cool, I got Anniversary & in about 2 weeks I'll have been stuck on it for 2 years, Underworld looks good storywise I'm curious about the Avalon thing. Please dont spoil I'm thinking about getting it. Although when I played the underwater level (nightmares from the third one revoked) I got stuck on the Octopus/Chthilu thing.

 

Back to the funny thing SqureEnix legally own the rights to Lara Croft, when they acquired Edios a few months ago. I know weird right?

I think they are trying to make it fit what Angelina Jolie looks like..

 

I remember the old time Tomb Raider good times.

yeah..DONT BUY UNDERWORLD...well unless you want to be stuck with a pointless storyline that ends up no where......i mean REALLY

and plus there is ABSOLUTELY NO BOSS BATTLES IN UNDERWORLD!!! (you have to pull 2 levers at the end and then you finished the game) BOOOORRRRIIIINNNGGGG!!!!

oh and THEN the BEST part about it IS you get this awesomehammerthingy THAT YOU ONLY SWING 5 TIMES IN THE GAME and u know you would think Thor's hammer would be a large amazing thing (even the game depicted it as that) GUESS WHAT?!?! ITS THE SIZE OF A NORMAL HAMMER!!! ITS LIKE A FOOT LONG AND DOESNT HAVE ANY USE BUT TO DOOM LARA!!!!

It's funny you should mention Lara Croft, I loved the third one I got stuck and gave gave up -shot-

 

I thought Legend was alright, the sword thing at the end was cool, I got Anniversary & in about 2 weeks I'll have been stuck on it for 2 years, Underworld looks good storywise I'm curious about the Avalon thing. Please dont spoil I'm thinking about getting it. Although when I played the underwater level (nightmares from the third one revoked) I got stuck on the Octopus/Chthilu thing.

 

Back to the funny thing SqureEnix legally own the rights to Lara Croft, when they acquired Edios a few months ago. I know weird right?

 

srry Im gonna spoil it for u.... something happens in that part

 

Apparently, this is the concept art of Lara for the next reboot for the Tomb Raider Series

wow who is that its not the lara I know

i love laura and shes not a slut shes hot i've only played anniversary, currently workin through legend, cant wait for underworld, and will eventually play angel of DARKNESS

PLAY ANGEL OF DARKNESS!!!! She had her first love there (and i didnt say she was a slut i said she DRESSED like one)

PLAY THE FIRST SIX GAMES!!!! 2 are on PC and 3 are on PS2 (well...PS but they work on PS2)

 

 

but yeah Underworld sucked for me (but thats cuz it took me two days and there was no puzzles or bosses...i didnt even run out of ammo once....its just so unrealistic....and in the first level...well....i was disturbed by her clothes.....0_o......even my perverts of friends said that was wrong and disturbing.....

 

the entire time i wanted to give her some jeans and a sweater!!!! GYAAA!!!

 

 

Anywhoz umm yeah looking at that Laura Croft i see that she's no longer showing it off (thank God) i mean THIS is what she wore in the Ledgend and Underworld!!!

 

Tomb Raider first 3 Main Clothes

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:TombRaiderIII.jpg

 

Underworld Main Clothes (if you can call them that)

http://www.tombraider.com/server.php?show=ConMediaFile.1021&outputLang=Tr5

 

 

 

 

meh....Angel of Darkness was her last good game lolz

it went from:

 

 

 

 

OMGZ THESE PEOPLE ARE SLAUGHTERED SO HORRIBLY

to

KYAAAA!!! i wuvvles you Kurtis

to

.......*sniff*....this happened to Wizardmon and i cried....this happened to Axel and i cried.....and now this happened to Kurtis

to

YAY!! I will meet you again kurtis!! KYAAA!!!