Lets do this!

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

One part of me will always want to be in your pants

If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?

There will always a spot in my pants for you

If I appear in your room tonight,it's just that I'm your new babysiter./TOTALFAIL.

Are you a pirate? Cause I want cho booty.

My god, what have I created.

Do you work for Cingular, Cause you're raisen my bar!

 

thisoneisespeciallyforEterna

Do you come here often?, maybe your could show me around

your a rock monster

Your a sexy beast just waiting to be tamed

and you're a sexy man waiting to be kissed

-sigh-

 

Call me when you guys are posting REAL pickup lies.

someone here is begging to be glomped

Your the the best thing to ever happen to me If you'd like to be mine?

of course i'll be yours

Hey babe, wanna go out together?

Well then what are you waiting for my love

Hey, Its cold why don;t we hug.

-sigh-

 

Call me when you guys are posting REAL pickup lies.

 

You know what would be better than you?

You with me.

 

 

/ohsoverylame

Do you work for Cingular, Cause you're raisen my bar!

 

thisoneisespeciallyforEterna

 

clever

 

Do you work for Cingular, Cause you're raisen my bar!

 

thisoneisespeciallyforEterna

 

clever

 

be my bitch.

 

yeah, i'm the master flirter

hey, you wanna come back to my place? you have nice legs, i wonder what time they open... '

 

can't believe i just said that to a dude 0_o

hey, you wanna come back to my place? you have nice legs, i wonder what time they open... '

 

can't believe i just said that to a dude 0_o

 

i can't believe it either... just like i can't believe i'm naked in my bedroom as we speak...

Do you have a keyblade? Because I think you just opened my heart