Lets do this!

but if you say something to break my limit...

i find double posting sexy. rub my nipples.

guess who's back? sorry i fainted when i saw you Koolkingdom1. <3 ;D

and my virginity fainted when i saw you.

oh damn, i think i just lost my pants. help me look for them in the bed?

i find double posting sexy. rub my nipples.

 

guess who's back? sorry i fainted when i saw you Koolkingdom1. <3 ;D

 

and my virginity fainted when i saw you.

 

lolololololol<3

 

Isn't that shirt too tight? I think you should take it off ;D

I would take it off, but I need help. Help me? ;D

you want me to take off your incredibly tight shirt? hmm, hard to think to keep it on or off...

 

have sex with me.

Are you a ruler, because you're straightforward. I like it. B3 /failshot

Straightforward? How about we go straight downward.

Ventus... you're the cake that was missing in my lunch

*finds out you're a girl* nevermind

*knows that your a boy*

 

have my babies.

/waits for a female to post

You're mean Roxsox.

 

At Sex.I suck at pickup lines anyways lool

I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I'll sure make your bedrock. /shot

i would commit the holocaust to see your tits. (havent reached the creepy limit yet!)

lick cream off me.

Wanna firetruck? /shot

(in singing voice) EXUSE ME DO YOU WANT TO SCREW? EXCUSE ME DO YOU WANT TO SCREW? I'M SO AMAZING IN THE SAC! YES I'M SO AMAZING IN THE SAC! (i love to sing about love 8D)

i can show you how to hump, without making love. /shot. 8D

i am actually interested in how to do that, teach me please. meanwhile i can nibble chips of your hips and watch the moon eclipse.

and while you do so i can rub your nipples. ;D

and while you do so i can rub your nipples. ;D

 

'vannile' rhymes with 'rub me' in certain languages did you know?

Love me? /aren'tisooriginal

If I follow you home, will you keep me? 8D