SO I'M ON MSN TALKING TO KAISO AND PEOPLE AND JAPAN, CANADA, BATTLER AND ENGLAND ARE STROLLING ON MY SCREEN BUT THEN ENGLAND DECIDES TO COME ALONG AND STEAL MSN AWAY AND HE'S LIKE "HAHAHAHA -kick-" AND I'M LIKE "NUUU WTF ENGLAND D< -throws across the screen-"

 

 

B| And then yesterday Kaiso asked me how her Aqua reproduced. She slapped me when I gave her a sex ed lesson D:

 

EMIL IS VERY SUSPICIOUS. I BELIEVE EMIL IS THE FATHER.

 

 

And Canada just reproduced.

From a box.

 

 

C:

I suspect Russia is Aqua's rapist.

He's always stalking her across the desktop.

 

But then again... Aqua pulls Aqua out of darkness holes...sooooooo... o3o

 

 

THEN THERES THAT JAPAN AND LIGHTNING OFF FLIRTING. D8<

OH JAPAN IS JUST SITTING THERE EATING MISO WHILE ENGLAND SITS NEXT TO HIM <3

 

And Canada just continues to climb up on top of the screen.

 

Aww now Japan reproduced.

 

 

 

 

WHY DO I HAVE LIKE 30 JAPANS AND ENGLANDS AND ONLY ONE CANADA AND CHINA? B|

BECAUSE CHINA IS AN OLD MAN THEREFORE HE DOESN'T HAVE THE SEMEN TO REPRODUCE, AND NOBODY KNOWS WHO THAT CANADA THING IS. That's why c:

 

 

AT LEAST YOU DON'T HAVE JAPAN REPEATEDLY KICKING THE MSN BOXES OFF THE SCREEN -grumblegrumble-.

It's okay England kicks MSN away every ten minutes.

 

But I grounded him now and threw him across the screen.

 

c:

Aqua Steals my Chrome boxes while England pulls himself out of porn.

 

DISTRACTION MANEUVER. THEY'RE PLOTTING AGAINST ME.

...SHIMEJI? 8D

/INSIDERS GALORE, LOL?

WELL IF JENNY LOGGED ONTO MSN WE COULD SHARE THE JOY WITH HER <3

WELL IF JENNY LOGGED ONTO MSN WE COULD SHARE THE JOY WITH HER <3

 

BUT D:

 

WELL IF JENNY LOGGED ONTO MSN WE COULD SHARE THE JOY WITH HER <3

 

BUT D:

 

YEAH. D8< NO BUTS.

 

Unless you're talking about surprise buttsecks. o3o

what is this i dont even

Please tell me i'm not the only one who's thinking Hetalia? ._.

So was Cella slopped on by the afterbirth?