Space Cowboy 1,392 Posted November 10, 2010 You are in a circular room, with absolutely nothing on you, and no way out. All you are left with is a short pole. To your left, you best friend is tied up 12 ft above you, hanging from the ceiling. There is a wall that you can climb, but you must use a chain to climb the wall. However, the chain is connected to the chain that is hanging one of your parents over a pool of sulfuric acid by the neck. If you use the chain to climb the wall, you will slowly suffocate your parent. If you don't make it up the wall in 3 minutes, your best friend will be dropped head first from 12 feet onto the hard marble floor. When your friend drops, their head will land on a certain part of the floor, which will release the chain from around your parent's neck, and drop them into a pool of sulfuric acid. Once the parent lands in the sulfuric acid, the pool opens up, and the whole floor melts, and you fall down into a pit of spikes, and are impaled several times in several major organs. You die slowly. What do you do? Hehehehe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Protoman 1,974 Posted November 10, 2010 PIKACHU, I CHOSE YOU. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Think Pink 1,967 Posted November 10, 2010 Call 9-1-1. Let someone else worry about it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperPunk 13 Posted November 10, 2010 Powerpuff Girls, GOOO!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Space Cowboy 1,392 Posted November 10, 2010 Call 9-1-1. Let someone else worry about it. You wouldn't have a phone to do that. And you wouldn't be able to leave the room. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
baylaust 2,531 Posted November 10, 2010 So either you climb the chain and your parent dies, or wait and do nothing, then both die. I say grab a throwing knife from the corner hidden in a pile of surgical needles, and use it to cut my friend down and catch him. After which, we both activate a secret contraption that requires two stones, one that he had while tied up. I go into the contraption that is filled with knives slowly digging into your skin. If you press the buttons on your hands that you get strapped into, you will be free, but your parent will die. If, however, I survive long enough, the pool will be drained and the parent will be freed. Then a secret wall will open with that creepy ass doll doing that weird little laugh, and we all go home, while I go to the hospital. Boom, mother****er. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Space Cowboy 1,392 Posted November 10, 2010 So either you climb the chain and your parent dies, or wait and do nothing, then both die. I say grab a throwing knife from the corner hidden in a pile of surgical needles, and use it to cut my friend down and catch him. After which, we both activate a secret contraption that requires two stones, one that he had while tied up. I go into the contraption that is filled with knives slowly digging into your skin. If you press the buttons on your hands that you get strapped into, you will be free, but your parent will die. If, however, I survive long enough, the pool will be drained and the parent will be freed. Then a secret wall will open with that creepy ass doll doing that weird little laugh, and we all go home, while I go to the hospital. Boom, mother****er. Interesting deduction. However, if you do cut your friend down while you are hanging onto the chain, and if you try to catch him at the same time, one of you or both of you would surely fall, thus still causing the parent to get killed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Think Pink 1,967 Posted November 10, 2010 Call Eterna. His sexyness would let them grow wings to fly away~ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keyblader 325 Posted November 11, 2010 If I am stuck in this situation, I surely must have levitational powers (Because the likelihood of this is just as possible as me having levitational powers)! I shall then levitate my parent and my best friend to safety, and if some how the floor manages to collapse, we will float in safety. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HelpMeRan-Sama 141 Posted November 11, 2010 Call for Flandre and Aya when Flan is booming all the traps free Aya is fast enough to save everyone. Problem solved. honestly I guess I'll just wait for my death. Or cut the chain eround my neck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eterna 274 Posted November 11, 2010 Take off my clothes and ask the saw guy if he wants to join in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ObsidianEagle 103 Posted November 11, 2010 i would scream and run in circles. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sota9 4 Posted November 11, 2010 l'd say see you when I see ya and save myself plus don't have any friends IRL so I'll be ok. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amon 4,279 Posted November 11, 2010 Ah I've always wanted to test my SAW survival skills. Lets see. Here is what I do, I coordinate to climb up the wall with my parents. If we both go at the same time I won't suffocate them. Then I rescue my friend and we escape. C'mon Jigsaw! You've done better life or death situations than this! Make it so I have to eat my own arm or something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoxSox 3,593 Posted November 11, 2010 Uhh... run like hell around the room? I don't know this shit... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amon 4,279 Posted November 11, 2010 Uhh... run like hell around the room? I don't know this shit... Rent a copy of the movie Saw and be enlightened. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Space Cowboy 1,392 Posted November 11, 2010 Jigsaw is pleased with one of the answers. So he is going to come up with a better situation. You are trapped in a room of gyro-rotating saws slowly moving towards you in all directions. There are 5 doors on the outside perimeters of the saws. To get to a door, you must pass through one of the sets of the saws. Each set of the saws has its own moving pattern. One set moves from side to side, one moves horizontally, one moves vertically, one moves clockwise, and one moves counterclockwise. Any of the saws can injure or kill you when you come in contact with them. However, one set can be passed through with minimal injury if you can maneuver correctly. This certain set may not lead to the right door though. But you only have 1 minute to choose the saw you will go through, before you get cut into pieces by all of the saws. And to add on to the dilemma, one of your loved ones is strapped to the roof. If you choose the wrong door, several arrows lined across the walls will pierce all of their major organs, and they will slowly bleed to death. Choose the right door, and you and your loved one are free. What do you do? Here are the choices: Saw 1, Door 1 Saw 1, Door 2 Saw 1, Door 3 Saw 1, Door 4 Saw 1, Door 5 and so on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eterna 274 Posted November 11, 2010 I pick the door that has the cleanest handle. Doorhandles are breeding grounds for germs, and I don't want to catch a cold. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperPunk 13 Posted November 11, 2010 A 1/5 chance of winning? This is totally not fair. Where is Superman when you need him nowadays?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Space Cowboy 1,392 Posted November 11, 2010 I pick the door that has the cleanest handle. Doorhandles are breeding grounds for germs, and I don't want to catch a cold. That door is soon splattered with your poor loved ones blood. Bad choice man. A 1/5 chance of winning? This is totally not fair. Where is Superman when you need him nowadays?! That's exactly how Saw is. Unfair. And the room is laced with Kryptonite, Superman can't save you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eterna 274 Posted November 11, 2010 I pick the door that has the cleanest handle. Doorhandles are breeding grounds for germs, and I don't want to catch a cold. That door is soon splattered with your poor loved ones blood. Bad choice man. Eh, I'm a pretty chipper looking fellow, I'm sure I can find someone new Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperPunk 13 Posted November 11, 2010 I pick the door that has the cleanest handle. Doorhandles are breeding grounds for germs, and I don't want to catch a cold. That door is soon splattered with your poor loved ones blood. Bad choice man. Eh, I'm a pretty chipper looking fellow, I'm sure I can find someone new Oh, if only your boyfriend sees that SK3, YOU NEVER SAID THERE WAS KRYPTONITE YOU CHEATIN' BASTARD. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Space Cowboy 1,392 Posted November 11, 2010 Jigsaw always cheats! Which is why everybody in the Saw movies eventually die! But that's all I'm adding to this situation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keyblader 325 Posted November 12, 2010 Jigsaw always cheats! Which is why everybody in the Saw movies eventually die! But that's all I'm adding to this situation. Which is why I have my portable Indiana Jones robot, he can stop saws Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Space Cowboy 1,392 Posted November 12, 2010 Just because Jigsaw cheats doesn't mean you can cheat. That goes against the rules. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites