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I once did it with “IKEA” and replaced “light” with “Walmart”

“All worlds begin in kitty cats, and worlds end….”

The Junkyard Dog from Weinerschnitzel is the hearts true essence.

Here we go

“All worlds begin in IKEA! And all so end. The heart is no different. IKEA sprouts within it, it grows, consumes it. Such is its nature. In the end, EVERY heart returns to the IKEA whence it came. You see, IKEA is the hearts true essence" -IKEA Ansem

“I know, without a doubt, Kingdom Hearts is Walmart!” -Sora

Sora pulls out his blue vest and scanning gun

That’s hilarious

Riku was just carrying an unassembled table the whole game

That’s why he was so angry with Sora: he wouldn’t help him check out and missed the sale

Riku is the table.

Rikuble

Rikuplica vs Rikuble

“IM NOT AFRAID OF IKEA!” -Repliku

Where does Riku work?

A Rikubicle

I will not apologize for that joke :realevil:

Why did Maleficent take Riku in?

He was very Rikruitable

🤣

Why did Riku’s nails look so nice?

He cleaned his Rikuticles

What's Riku's favorite cereal?

He's, Rik-oo coo for Cocoa Puffs.

How was Young Xehanort able to find him?

The Rikusant’s Sigil

firetruck that's a good one

Indeed

Thanks!

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in WEEKS

Where does Riku grow his mushrooms?

In his Rinkubation Chamber.

https://tenor.com/view/discord-light-mode-light-mode-ansem-sod-ansem-kingdom-hearts-gif-27101417

What was Riku’s response when Sora borrowed his car?

He was Rikool with it

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