/stole this from Gamefaqs

Yea like you ask "Why is Eterna so damn hot" , the person who replies must give a dumb answer like "Because he's not cold." or whatever, then the person who replies must ask a new stupid question.

 

k I'll start first:

Why is pedo bear so cute

Cause if so hair would be our financial suport.

Why green demons AREN'T slug people?

Because they don't want to be

Why can't i be an alien?

Cause the Castle Crashers destroyed their ship.

Why did the Evil Wizard kidnapped the princesses?

Because he's does not want to be alone so he takes a princess

Why can't I be symmetric?

Cause you aren't Death the Kid.

Why do I always dream about a military base in the desert?

Cause that's your dream

Why can't I be Death the Kid?

Cause he's fictional.

Are you?

Yes I am

are you really the red knight or are you lying?

Of course I am, now get outta here before I electrify you.

Did you expect to find ninjas on a pirate ship?

Yes I did of course

Why is water blue when it could be red?

It's because it's the color of my favorite ice cream *shot*

Why is it that I love the color blue?

Because Blue is awesome!!

Why is blue so awesome!

Because I can kill you with it *hires saix to kill you* See? *shot

Why do I hate you?

Because I won't let you win

Why won't i let you win?

Because i'll do this *lets a hartless take your heart*

Why do I do this?

Because you want to

Why am I am nobody now?

Because I did this *lets the heartless destroy you*

Why did I do that?

because u love kingdom LOL

where did the suncome from?

Well it formed from the big bang, it exploded from a super nova and it's right now a ygiant yellow star. In millions of years it will turn into a dying red star which can actually kill all of earth with over heating. So millions of years later we will all die from overheat /shot

 

Do aliens exist?

Yes because i'm one cause i'm a nobody

DO I feel sorry for you? *blows you up*

O_O uhh because you blew him up?

Why am I scared?

Because I doing this *sets a nobody after you*

Why do I torture you?

Cause you get off on it.

Unbelievable, isn't it?

Maybe and *cuts your head off*

What did I do that for?

Cause you are violent.

Is it?