/stole this from Gamefaqs

Yea like you ask "Why is Eterna so damn hot" , the person who replies must give a dumb answer like "Because he's not cold." or whatever, then the person who replies must ask a new stupid question.

 

k I'll start first:

Why is pedo bear so cute

Yeah, because he was in Cold Storage.

 

Where'd Game Freak come up with the names Hilda and Hilbert?

idk ask kingdom sora

why do we have arms?

Because four legs is stoopid.

 

Which day of the week is Green Day?

Everyday

Why do we have 2 legs?

Some people don't.

 

Why don't you hear me say "Please oh Baby, don't go!" when you walk away?

I'm not your baby ._.

 

Why am I not your baby?

Because high schoolers shouldnt have babies.

Why dont we train monkeys to fight in the military?

Have you watched Planet of the Apes? Can you imagine them with more military training?

 

Will Type-0 be released in America?

No. It will be released in the Nature.

Why won't you FLARE BLITZ?

Because I'm a Bulbasaur.

 

Why can't Flareon learn Flare Blitz?

Cause Flareon is the worst Eveevolution.

Why is Flareon the worst Eeveevolution?

Because it can't learn Flare Blitz.

Why is it that I can't get the contract between Sebastian and I from Black Butler

Cause... idk.

Who is God?

serbastion-sama from black butler not that angel guy/girl because he is a girl and a boy i've seen his boobs in a episode it was scary

 

why can't i play smackers anymore

Cause you got Smack-Downed.

Why isn't everyone zen here?

i don't know

 

what's zen is it ten or something

Zen is inner peace.

Do you have inner peace?

maybe*blows up a dog*

 

why do i love cats and kill dogs with bombs

Cause you don't have enough zen.

Why did I dream that I was Harry Potter and I was sneaking around Hogwarts?

Because you're love for Harry Potter is coming for you

Why is my hot chocolate so hot?

because chuck norris peed in it when you not looking

 

why do i love anime that i act it out in my bedroom with stuffed animales who are really fun to play with

Cause... idk.

Does Chuck Norris has a third fist on his chin?

yes yes he does.

 

why do i really love my stuffed animales that if you hit one i would scar you

Cause you're a stuffed animal freak? (no offense)

Why won't you escape from the city?

because it's cool

 

why do i really want to kill aizen even if he can not be killed and he will kill me