It's simple. The last person to post, wins the game.

Beepabeepabooba! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLO EVERYONE! I'm here to stay! :D

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Beepabeepabooba! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLO EVERYONE! I'm here to stay! :D

OW GAWD HE IS HERE. WILL YOU BE THE PASTOR FOR ME AND INORI'S WEDDING BECAUSE SHERA SUCKS?

OW GAWD HE IS HERE. WILL YOU BE THE PASTOR FOR ME AND INORI'S WEDDING BECAUSE SHERA SUCKS?

You should not be rude to other people, you nitwit.

You should not be rude to other people, you nitwit.

I meant that in a nice way, ya igit.

I meant that in a nice way, ya igit.

I do not care. Now what do you wish?

I do not care. Now what do you wish?

TO be me and inori's pastor when she gets back and not take the deposit like the pinhead I had to skin earlier.

TO be me and inori's pastor when she gets back and not take the deposit like the pinhead I had to skin earlier.

Very well...Not.

Very well...Not.

I will put you back in the holy water jar.

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I will put you back in the holy water jar.

Nu. You CAN'T do that. You wish, though.

Nu. You CAN'T do that. You wish, though.

* Puts you back in the holy water jar*

I just did.

* Puts you back in the holy water jar*

I just did.

I saw that coming. And, how did you shrink me? OR how did you find that big of a holy water jar? Come to think of it, HOW DID YOU EVEN FIND A HOLY WATER JAR TO BEGIN WITH? The INTERNET? So many questions, so little precious time.

I saw that coming. And, how did you shrink me? OR how did you find that big of a holy water jar? Come to think of it, HOW DID YOU EVEN FIND A HOLY WATER JAR TO BEGIN WITH? The INTERNET? So many questions, so little precious time.

Technically, I wedged you into a pickle jar and poured holy water on you, enough to pickle a pickle, and then I closed the jar and put you in the fridge.

............????

You took the words right....off...my...tongue?

Technically, I wedged you into a pickle jar and poured holy water on you, enough to pickle a pickle, and then I closed the jar and put you in the fridge.

Something as humane as that wouldn't cut it. Not at all, though it wasn't humane at all. How about we call a truce? Deal? I don't bite. Not this vamp!

Something as humane as that wouldn't cut it. Not at all, though it wasn't humane at all. How about we call a truce? Deal? I don't bite. Not this vamp!

Only if you agree and follow through with the wedding. For free.

Only if you agree and follow through with the wedding. For free.

Nyne. I need something in return. NOT money. Money is for...people that have...money? For once, I am at a loss for words...Not possible!!!

Nyne. I need something in return. NOT money. Money is for...people that have...money? For once, I am at a loss for words...Not possible!!!

Your prize will be being released from the jar. Refusal means I will shrink the jar, put it in a freezer, and surround it by wooden and meaty steaks.

Your prize will be being released from the jar. Refusal means I will shrink the jar, put it in a freezer, and surround it by wooden and meaty steaks.

Fine. I'll so as you wish. Now explain this to me. Nice and slowly.

Fine. I'll so as you wish. Now explain this to me. Nice and slowly.

Okay, so when Inori next post you will make the tradisional pastor man post and then the i do's and then your done. You don't get let out until she is here.

Okay, so when Inori next post you will make the tradisional pastor man post and then the i do's and then your done. You don't get let out until she is here.

I don't trust you. And I see you don't trust me. I need to breathe. Trust me. You wouldn't want your bride to get sick now would you?

I don't trust you. And I see you don't trust me. I need to breathe. Trust me. You wouldn't want your bride to get sick now would you?

I have the freezer and the wooden and meat steaks ready.

I have the freezer and the wooden and meat steaks ready.

Do it and you'll have no one to make you bride and wife...Wife! I'm sorry. I had a little typo there. I meant husband and wife! I REALLY meant Groom and Wife. No one...Forever.