Today, I have accomplished a feat in trolling, something that I never though would be humanly, physically, chemically, biologically, mathematically and anything with "ly" at the end possible.

 

I have managed to real life troll, without actually being present to do the trolling.

 

So there was this party that I chose not to go to. Afterward my sister returned, telling me that everyone started blaming each other (mostly this one kid I am starting to despise due to increasing douchebag levels) over why I did not go to the party.

 

And here is the second part...

 

Despite my own will to not join, they have concluded that It is not my fault why I didn't go.

 

Alas there is a downside, all the potential lulz can only be released due to my absence, so I did take a loss, but nonetheless had many lulz when I heard the news.

 

I don't know how I pulled it off, this has to be my greatest feat yet. This makes me one of the greatest trolls. However there is one task I must do, one task that will make me the God Troll.

 

I must troll people, from other dimensions...

ok

Wow. By posting a thread about trolling, this thread has become a trolling thread itself. This is indeed a historical moment.

 

Um as far as I've seen they do. Wow, so you tell you're friends you're a troll? The point in trolling is to never reveal you are a troll. If you are accused of being one, you denie and counter. Trolls just don't say 'I'm the greatest troll ever', because a troll, fail or good will never call themselves a troll or label themselves as one. Because if someone sees you labeled as a troll, the games up. If you try to troll them, you've already lost because they know you're a troll from the start. Or maybe your friends are just dumb.

 

not everybody knows what a troll is. and even if you're a good enough troll, nobody can tell that you're trolling. respect the trolls! respect them!

 

EDIT: you know he's trolling you right now, right? a trolls job is to create a huge argument about something and make everybody start getting mad at them, read this whole thread.

 

Alright, whos on who's side. JW, is all.

 

I'm on fredfredbug4's side, because he's such a good troll, he told you all he was a troll in the OP of a troll thread, and still managed to troll you.

 

 

 

Or maybe you are, cause maybe, under some weird bizzare circumstance, I might be trolling you. Sounds crazy but I don't know, could be a possibility. Maybe, just maybe.

 

 

 

 

Um no you're not trolling me. I was just trying to say you can't actually 'troll' someone in real life. I would call it playing a prank at best. Playing a prank on a couple of retards who already know your a prankster does not take skill... it just means your friends are awesome.

 

not everybody knows what a troll is. and even if you're a good enough troll, nobody can tell that you're trolling. respect the trolls! respect them!

 

EDIT: you know he's trolling you right now, right? a trolls job is to create a huge argument about something and make everybody start getting mad at them, read this whole thread.

 

 

 

I'm on fredfredbug4's side, because he's such a good troll, he told you all he was a troll in the OP of a troll thread, and still managed to troll you.

 

 

Yes, thanks for repeating back what I already knew and am basing this argument on. No he's not trolling me, he has yet to evoke any sort of emotional response from me, so if he is which I think he's not, he's failing bad. And I'm not getting mad, this is a casual argument. Well at least I can think for myself instead of jumping on the band waggon like you and all the rest did.

^He is getting mad.

Or he is just always like this

Case closed.

 

Gotta learn to chill, mbro.

^He is getting mad.

Or he is just always like this

Case closed.

 

Gotta learn to chill, mbro.

 

he created a large argument, that's success. as long as the thread is over 1 page, even if everybody is just posting to call him a troll, he succeded.

he created a large argument, that's success. as long as the thread is over 1 page, even if everybody is just posting to call him a troll, he succeded.

 

There's a difference in argument and trolling.

trolling: you make a post that would provoke people to argue about something, and try to get people to argue about it and get mad. thats the most common form of trolling. there are many more, young padowan. or if people believe it, it's even better.

trolling: you make a post that would provoke people to argue about something, and try to get people to argue about it and get mad. thats the most common form of trolling. there are many more, young padowan. or if people believe it, it's even better.

 

and your point is what. All I'm saying is all he did is trick a couple of dumbasses and then he think he's god. Seriously, the 4chan cancer has already landed here.

he is like a god! he's the second best troll ever! right behind that guy with the book about trolling.

he is like a god! he's the second best troll ever! right behind that guy with the book about trolling.

 

Because he fooled a few idiots.. Yes it takes a superhuman to accomplish this.

he's been trolling you every post you make on this thread, and you seem to hold yourself to a pretty high standard.

he's been trolling you every post you make on this thread, and you seem to hold yourself to a pretty high standard.

 

Nope.

 

and your point is what. All I'm saying is all he did is trick a couple of dumbasses and then he think he's god. Seriously, the 4chan cancer has already landed here.

 

If anyone is cancerous, it's you. You posted two very outdated internet memes a few post back.

 

And I don't think I'm a God. Just an Ubermench. Although if you think of me as a God that's perfectly fine. I'll finally be able to get on the high council of trolls.

 

If anyone is cancerous, it's you. You posted two very outdated internet memes a few post back.

 

And I don't think I'm a God. Just an Ubermench. Although if you think of me as a God that's perfectly fine. I'll finally be able to get on the high council of trolls.

 

Says the 'troll' who labels himself as an actual Troll - Kingdom Hearts as told by a Troll <----- My fanfic

And the 'troll' who puts ''Anonymous'' under his profile picture

And the 'troll' who used to have the anonymous face as an avatar

And the 'troll' who calls himself Uber troll

 

You haven't learned the ways of trolling.. This is indeed henious. Who cares if memes are outdated, they're still funny in the circumstances. As I have said before trolls don't call themselves trolls, and those who do flat out fail as do you.

 

Says the 'troll' who labels himself as an actual Troll - Kingdom Hearts as told by a Troll <----- My fanfic

And the 'troll' who puts ''Anonymous'' under his profile picture

And the 'troll' who used to have the anonymous face as an avatar

And the 'troll' who calls himself Uber troll

 

You haven't learned the ways of trolling.. This is indeed henious. Who cares if memes are outdated, they're still funny in the circumstances. As I have said before trolls don't call themselves trolls, and those who do flat out fail as do you.

 

Labeling yourself as a troll is a rarely used strategy, it gets people like you off guard and they feel it is their duty to argue with said troll thus getting trolled.

 

Sigh, that was when Anonymous was being accused of hacking PSN, I never felt like changing it.

 

Read the above.

 

Well I am an Uber Troll. Look at what happened here.

 

A true troll comes up with their own trolling strategies. Revealing myself to be a troll is my preferred method. First I do standard trolling procedures, then I lift the vial and reveal I am a troll. They feel stupid for getting trolled and in their frustration, proceed to get trolled further.

 

It appears that you want to argue with me, but if you are so literate with the internet you would know the most important rule of handling trolls. If you argue with the trolls they win

 

So as a modern real world troll would say, "I'm still winning".

 

And look, you will still reply, you doing so will show your weak willpower and your lust to actually get trolled.

At least this is better than a sitcom.

At least this is better than a sitcom.

 

Indeed.

 

Labeling yourself as a troll is a rarely used strategy, it gets people like you off guard and they feel it is their duty to argue with said troll thus getting trolled.

 

Sigh, that was when Anonymous was being accused of hacking PSN, I never felt like changing it.

 

Read the above.

 

Well I am an Uber Troll. Look at what happened here.

 

A true troll comes up with their own trolling strategies. Revealing myself to be a troll is my preferred method. First I do standard trolling procedures, then I lift the vial and reveal I am a troll. They feel stupid for getting trolled and in their frustration, proceed to get trolled further.

 

It appears that you want to argue with me, but if you are so literate with the internet you would know the most important rule of handling trolls. If you argue with the trolls they win

 

So as a modern real world troll would say, "I'm still winning".

 

And look, you will still reply, you doing so will show your weak willpower and your lust to actually get trolled.

 

Labelling yourself as troll is flat out firetrucking fail. You can never win that way. So you say you and I are arguing, but I am getting trolled, if you are also arguing, aren't you getting trolled aswell?

God, as if you even took part in any part of the hacking process and you don't probably know how to code. You just thought you'd be one of the cool guys saying ''don't firetruck with 4chan or we'll hack you like psn'' despite knowing jack shit about hacking. People like you make me hate 4chan.

 

I knew you were a troll already before I even read this thread son. I didn't have to find out, the title reminded me. I'm not really arguing, this is all very comical to me, I just want to set the record straight that you're doing it wrong. And when a troll does it wrong, he loses, like you have already.

 

Good day fail troll, better luck next time.

 

Labelling yourself as troll is flat out firetrucking fail. You can never win that way. So you say you and I are arguing, but I am getting trolled, if you are also arguing, aren't you getting trolled aswell?

 

 

Well I am winning, I just proved your willpower is very weak as you decided to reply, not only when I told you I am a troll, but when I even told you that I will be testing you. And no I'm not getting trolled, because well, you aren't trolling.

 

God, as if you even took part in any part of the hacking process and you don't probably know how to code. You just thought you'd be one of the cool guys saying ''don't firetruck with 4chan or we'll hack you like psn'' despite knowing jack shit about hacking. People like you make me hate 4chan.

LOL, you actually think Anonymous is responsible! Even Sony said they weren't and they just used Anonymous as a scapegoat until they found the actual hacker. How delusional are you? I did that to show support for anonymous, to help spread awareness that they didn't hack PSN (which they didn't). And everyone hates 4chan, cancerous tumors like you ruined all their jokes.

 

 

 

 

 

I knew you were a troll already before I even read this thread son. I didn't have to find out, the title reminded me. I'm not really arguing, this is all very comical to me, I just want to set the record straight that you're doing it wrong. And when a troll does it wrong, he loses, like you have already.

 

Good day fail troll, better luck next time.

 

I'm doing very well, as SK3 said, I even managed to turn a thread about trolling, into a troll thread. I can't even keep up with how I am able to do all of this. I guess I am gifted, I'll be submitting this thread to the high council of trolls. Maybe I can get a seat.

This thread has turned into an argument, closing.