You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted. Your Xion.

I wish pokemon and digimon existed

Granted, Pikachu raped you

 

 

I wish to troll SK3

Granted. Then some other member wishes to troll you and the viscous cycle continues.

 

I wish for a chain saw.

Granted, you have no fingers.

 

I wiah that I can become a contact team

Granted but you did nothing and people kept harassing you because of that

I wish I had blue chakrams and for the power of blue fire

Granted. Red fire destroyed them.

I wish to play the "FFFFFFUUUU" video everytime it's needed.

Granted the video crashed when you needed it the most

I wish for an I pad

Granted. You are turned into a pad.

 

I wish for a battle ax.

Granted, in battle you got axed lol

I wish for some Sea Salt Ice Cream (really craving it right now )

Granted. But Donald Duck attacks you and takes the Ice Cream.

 

I wish for some Cookies and Cream Ice cream.

Granted but Santa comes, tackles you for the Ice Cream, and eats it all before you can chase after him.

I wish for Phoenix wings.

Granted. They burn your back.

 

I wish for the power over gravity.

Granted but you float out to space

I wish for skittles

granted, your skittles Click on it and it will show image full size. I wish for the eternal mongekeo sharigun

Granted. But you can't use it to your full potential

I wish i was a moderator

Granted but you do a horrible job and the other moderators yell at you and tell you to do a better job, yet you don't

I wish I had more symmetry!

Granted. You can't get anything done because it can't be perfectly symmetric.

 

I wish for Pea shooters.

Granted, now you get shot everytime you pee.

I wish for the ability to earthbend like on Avatar: The Last Airbender.

Granted but you bended the earth's landmass into a square

I wish I had a theme song

Granted, but it is It's Raining Men.

I wish for some fried chicken, mashed potatoes, and macaroni and cheese.

Granted, you turn into a combo from KFC

I wish I had another theme song thats not "Its raining men" =-=

Granted. Your new theme song is "JIZZ IN MAH PANTS" c:

 

I wish I am a sorcerer of equilibrium

Granted but your powers only works on Tuesdays from 6:00 to 6:01

I wish I had a universal remote for everything

Granted. Batteries not included.

 

I wish for a bag of infinite holding.

Granted, it can only hold the word "infinite".

I wish for Batman: Arkham City.