You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted,

 

 

I wish I would ace the SAT IIs tomorrow. (Please don't be too mean!)

Granted,you can sit

I wish to be a person

Granted. You are a person named Sam.

 

I wish for a Tesla gun.

Granted. You shot yourself with it.

I wish to FLARE BLITZ Chaosx and khgirl4ever,

Granted, while you were blitzing you caught on fire and died in a fiery death.

I wish to have Sebastian from Black Butler (and don't be racist)

Granted you have now a black sebastian

 

i wish DC makes me admin on this forum

Greanted, you live in DC

I wish to be Kairi

Granted. You are 4 year old Kairi.

 

I wish for have some Nac Mac Feegles as friends.

Granted. They fell on a botomless pit.

I wish to catch Tornadus.

Graned. The Nac Mac Feegles steal it.

 

I wish for an airplane.

Granted, you fall off it

I wish for symmetry (PLEASE COME TRUE!?!)

Granted,but your hair Wahahaha

I wish not to be four

Granted. You're 3.

I wish to catch Victiny.

Granted but it set itself free and you couldn't catch it again

I wish to have more gummi bears!

Granted. You drowned in an endless sea of gummi bears.

I wish to catch Reshiram.

Granted, it's Brave and has for its IVs 0/0/0/0/0/0

 

I wish I could find my Pokemon Pearl.

Granted, but you lose it again.

 

 

I wish everything was symmetrical

Granted. But then a person shifts slightly and throws everything off again.

 

I wish for a Nightwing campaign to be released for Batman: Arkham City.

Granted everyone can get it but you

 

I wish you could get wings when you drink red bull

Granted,but to buy Red Bull you have to be 5,000

I wish to be 14

Granted. Your hormones are crazy.

I wish to have more zen for this thread.

Granted, your so zen you float up to space and your head explodes

I wish for a symmetrical skull

Granted. You knit.

 

I wish for replicas of Drizzt's weapons.

Granted. They don't work.

I wish for more zen for the world.

Granted a person named Zen is born

I wish not to P.M.S