You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted, but it wasn't caught by you yet so I threw a Master Ball and now is mine

 

I wish my Scizor from SoulSilver case into the real world

Granted, but it starts attacking you.

 

I wish the world didn't end before kh3 come out.

Granted, it doesn't hopefully

I wish Sora was a Nobody

Granted. It didn't help anyone, so NASA shot him.

I wish for a Dragon Rider.

Granted, you got third degree burns

I wish to be bullet-proof

Granted. You abused your power up until it dissapeared.

 

I wish for some food.

Granted, you never ate it

I wish to have a real Death note

Granted.You write your name in it.

i wish for a pizza

Granted, the pizza ate you

I wish to be not allergic to chocolate

Granted, but now you hate chocolate

 

I wish for the power to wield unlimited amount of swords

Granted, you stab yourself with it and die

I wish to be a ghost

Granted, you put on a white sheet with eye holes cut out.

 

I wish Liz or Patty would go missing while Kid is fighting so he OCD's and has an asymmetric tizzy

Granted they both go missing

I wish for a monster to kill someone

Granted,i beat your skull in with a can can monster

 

I wish for Ragna the Bloodedge's sword and coat

Granted. You cut yourself with the sword.

I wish to have a card game against you all.

Granted, you lose horribly to all of us

 

I wish for all my wishes again but for them to not go wrong

Granted. God disliked that and killed you.

 

I wish for a chocolate cake.

Granted, though you never get hungry

I wish to have a high intellect

granted, you're only smart when you're high now

 

I wish for a fedora that can magically store an infinite amount of stuff in side of it, and i cant fall into it and can pull anytnig i put in there out any time i want

Granted, you lose it

I wish for the ultimate smart house!

Granted, buts it's dumb

I wish to stop geting beat to death

Granted. You got shot to death.

I wish to not have ants infestating my room.

Granted, praying mantises now make it their pray ground

I wish to have a metal left arm

Granted but you brother loses his body and becomes a living suit of armor

 

I wish for the ability to freeze and un-freeze time anytime I want

Granted heres some icecubes.

I wish not to get to death