You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted. The hilt is not insulated, so you shock yourself.

 

I wish for fire powers.

Granted but it the great fire in London all over again after you try to use them.

I wish for an awesome sword!

Granted. But it's too big for you to pick up.

 

I wish for a taco.

granted but it burns you to death.

 

i wish for the world

Granted. Nothing happens.

I wish to play Santana on the next concert.

Granted but you throw up right before it happens and you can't be in the concert

I wish I was Death the Kid

Granted. (Says the same thing that I said when you wished that before)

I wish to beat Yugi in a Yu-Gi-Oh duel.

Granted but a worst opponent beat you miserably and it makes you cry so much that you die of dehydration

I wish I could be a shapeshifter

granted but you turn into an acid puddle and fall to the earths core

 

i wish i was spider man

Granted but your spidey powers keep tingling and you pass out from it

I wish I had control over water

granted but you drown

 

i wish i was imortal

Granted but you see all your love ones die and you go into a deep depression

I wish I could be in a manga

granted but you die i wish everyone was imortal

Granted. You are GLaDOS.

I wish to be WIN.

granted you lose

i wish i was a super hero

Granted. You got a game over on Superman 64.

I wish to paint well.

granted but your paint eats you house

 

i wish i was cloud from ff7

Granted but you lose to Sepheroth

I wish I was a summoner

granted but bahamut eats you

 

i wish i had a gun blade

Granted but it literally back fires and shoots you in the nose

I wish I had angel wings

granted but the burn up in the air

 

i wish i had a keyblade

Granted but it explodes in darkness from Maleficent

I wish I could imagine things and they would come true

granted but it fails

wish i could fight with a keyblade

Granted. A Keyblade appears and you have to fight it.

 

I wish I had the Oblivion Keyblade.

granted but now ur in debt for the rest of you life

 

i wish i owned every keyblade out there without being in debt