You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted but you lose your heart (try using them now heartless)

I wish I could give my bad wish to you and get your good wish

Granted but somehow it failed.

I wish I could go ...... to the wild! *everybody gasps*

Granted but then a bear kills you

I wish I could get your good wish with no backfiring or anything

Granted but there were no good wishes to switch out so you get air as your wish

I wish I was THE AVATAR!

Granted but 5 second later you fall off a cliff

I wish I could take you next good wish with no back fires

Granted. You are granted my wish of becoming Deadpool. Say hello to your new brain mates, mister-talks-in-yellow and funny-script-guy. Oh and your are covered in scares and are mentally insane.

 

And on that note, I wish to be Deadpool.

Granted but you die (lol ironic huh?)

I wish I could be Sora for a day

Granted and you also get my last wish from rikunobodyxiii

I wish I could kill you all with no back fires

Granted. You kill us with out your back catching on fire.

 

I wish for a giant rock.

Granted the rock then crushes you

I want to kill you all and myself

Granted. But you accidentally kill yourself first and forget about the rest off us.

Granted but Your wish was forgotten

I wish I was a devil

Granted. You are now Barney.

 

I wish I could get more rest in less sleep.

Granted but your bags become luggage because its opposite month

I wish I had water

Granted but you were changed into Sora and rabid fangirls attack you

I wish to become Vanitas

Granted but Aqua finds and eliminates you with her magic multiple times

I wish I had Sora's heart

Granted. Xehanort attacks you for it.

 

I wish for claws.

Granted but you became a heartless and was destroyed by myself

I wish i was Terra

Granted but your heart is taken over by Master Xehanort and you live your life in darkness

I wish I could have the power of light

Granted but then Ansem kills you and you become dark

I want a sea-salt ice cream

Granted. Then Roxas, Axel and Xion kill you and take the ice cream.

 

I wish for a power ax

Granted but then you kill yourself because of the smell

I want axel to burn you to a crisp

Granted. I am now dead. Now you have to deal with my giant turtle.

 

I wish Rixku hadn't killed me.

Granted but Rixku then finds your ghost and rapes you (I'm evil)

I wish the turtle was meh pet

Granted. He's stupid.

 

I wish for some throwing stars.