You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted. It fell on the floor.

I wish to have beam katana.

Granted. You now have a katana made out of a wood beam.

 

I wish for more understanding of people in general.

Granted but then you had a brain over load and crashed

I want to actually beat Xemnas for real

granted but he wins

 

i wish kh was real

Granted but then Xemnas kills you

I want Riku to be meh slave

granted riku runs away i wish my next wish which i wish for a real key blade wouldnt be crushed

Granted but then Vanitas snaps it in half

i wish I could be Riku's boyfreind

granted but riku doesnt swing that way

 

i wish for my last wish but is unbreakable

Granted but then someone stole the keychain

I wish I could be a nobody

Granted. Your heartless attacks and destroys your nobody.

 

I wish for KotOR 3.

Granted but the KotOR 3 kills you

I wish to be a nobody

granted but i kill you

 

i wish i had three wishes lol

Granted. They all end badly for you.

 

I wish for Space Marine to have local multiplayer.

Granted but then the game goes bang

i wish I was a heartless and a nobody

Granted. Then some Keyblader destroys both and turns you back to a somebody.

 

I wish for a good nights sleep.

Granted. You dreamed about JB being killed, and when you wake up, you noticed that you "leaked" something on the sheets.

I wish to have all KH mangas in English.

Granted. Unfortunately, the manga's are in ye olde english.

 

I wish for a baskar sword.

Granted but then Aladin cuts your head off with a spear. (is that his name?)

I want to beat up Terranort

(No. Baskar is a fictional metal.)

 

Granted. Then Ansem Seeker of Darkness and Xemnas attack you.

 

I wish for a Power Fist.

Granted but then the fist turns on you....

i wish to beat up Terra-Xehanort not Xemnas and Ansem seeker of darkness. (I will admit that was a good one though)

(Thank you.)

Granted. Then Aqua appears to save her "friend" and beats you up in the process.

 

I wish for some epic music.

Granted but the music was to epic and your ear bleed.

I wish I could beat up Aqua for earlier

Granted. Sora pops up and fights you.

 

I wish for longer nights.

Granted but then you feel asleep way to early

I wish I could beat up Aqua not Sora or any of those other people

Granted. Then Aqua fans mob you.

 

I wish for a Starfighter.