You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted but then it breaks and well you should know what happens next

i wish axel would stop chasing me

Granted. He asks his old buddy Saix to take over chasing you.

 

I wish Square Enix would make a Riku focused game.

Granted but the game sucked

i wish Saix would kill you for starting this in the first place

Granted but someone else made this thread

 

I wish i had a giant cupcake

ranted but the cupcake ate you

i wish Saix would kill you Points at RikuLover

Granted. But since there are several rikulover's on this site alone, it makes it difficult for Saix to kill the right one.

 

I wish for an easy time with FFXIII today.

Granted but then it gets bloody hard

I wish Saix would kill rikulover444

Granted. But before he can finish the job, Xemnas orders him to go torment Sora.

 

I wish for a better immune system.

Granted but you couldn't eat anything

I wish Saix would kill rikulover444

granted, but saix is gone and kill by sora

i wish for a delicius pizza with good toping, healthy for me , the pizza is normal, it looks good, not poisoned, my body is complete, and nothing is wrong in my body, the pizza delivery is very good

Granted. Unfortunately, thatis one of the signs of the apocalypse.

 

I wish for for a cure for the common cold.

Granted but you only know it and you get the cold and forgets it.

I wish for magical powers

Granted. You are now expected to dress like Yen Sid.

 

I wish for a Mech.

Granted but since I have NO clue what that is your air

I wish I had Sora's powers!

Granted. You now have a somewhat dim-witted dog and a short-tempered duck following you around where ever you go.

 

I wish for a mini gun.

Granted but it was so small you lost it

I wish I could have a good wish next time

Granted. The wish is good, but the answer to the wish is still up in the air whether it will be good or not.

 

I wish for an Organization coat in my size.

Granted but then Riku kills you

I want the answer to my next wish to be good and not changed

Granted. It will be good for somebody and it won't change.

 

I wish for an underground base.

Granted but it blew up.

I wish for all of you die

Granted but we all come back as nobodies (you can't get rid of us )

I wish to live in the Soul Eater world!

Granted. Then your soul is eaten.

 

I wish for a suit of Keyblade Armor.

Granted but you rust when your accidentally fall into a lake.

I wish I was a Soul Eater

Granted but you ate souls to death

I wish i had a new laptop that would never get viruses

Granted. It takes 2 hours to open websites.

 

I wish I could figure out what to put to a song that's in my head.