You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted but you can't get it out no matter what

I wish I had the power of electricity!

Granted. Then your friends attack you with water guns. The rest is science.

 

I wish for the ability to turn my skin into an organic steel that I could still move in.

Granted but during your metal mode dogs sometimes think your a fire hydrants ........... the rest is up to the dog

I wish I could be Riku for a day!

Granted but during your metal mode dogs sometimes think your a fire hydrants ........... the rest is up to the dog

 

Ouch. That hurts.

 

Granted. You are attacked by fan girl.

 

I wish for the a spear sword.

Granted but you stab your eye

I wish I could kill every riku hater

granted but they becomne zombies

i wish i was a vampire

Granted. You are attacked by Twilight fans because you don't sparkle.

 

I wish for more skill with the piano.

Granted but the piano exploded

I wish I could turn you into Sora

Granted. But my hair can't defy gravity

 

I wish i was Guilmon, He's a Digimon

Granted. But someone mistakes you for a Pokemon and captures you in one of those balls.

 

I wish I hadn't been turned into Sora.

Granted but fangirls tackle you before I could do anything. (Yay)

I wish I knew how to make a pie

Granted. You now now how to mathematically make pi.

 

I wish for three barreled revolver.

Granted but fangirls tackle you again

I wish I had a sub

Granted. But the genie is confused whether you are wishing for a submarine or a sub sandwich. As such, go are given a useless (but still water proof!) mix of the two.

 

I wish for a lab coat.

Granted. You get a Labrador wearing a coat.

 

I wish for a 3DS game I can play on the normal DS (preferably KH Dream Drop Distance)

Granted. The 3DS game Bit. Trip Sage now works on the DS.

 

I wish for more info on KH Dream Drop Distance to come out faster than it has been.

Granted, Just gotta wait more.

 

I wish I got Digimon Xros Wars Red version right now

Granted but something went wrong and you can't play it on your game system.

I wish I could meet Death the kid and hang out with him for a day!

Granted. The genie kills you and you meet Death the kid.

 

I wish for a Gatling Gun.

Granted but it smacks you upside the head.

I wish for Dream Drop Distance to be good. (If it isn't good we got problems right?)

Granted. Expect to see Kairi as a playable character

 

I wish for world peace.

Granted but ghosts take over the world and no one will fight them since of world peace.

I wish for amazing powers!

Granted. You have super spit.

 

I wish for a Keyblade.

Granted but it was Terra's so you couldn't lift it

I wish Kairi was a playable character

Granted but you die as her during an unexpected boss fight.

I wish I kh3DDD in English along with a Nintendo 3ds