You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted but the game was crap

I wish I could beat Vanitas

Granted but he comes back alive as his lingering spirit and kills you.

I wish ........ for ....... ANGEL WINGS!

Granted but then a demon kills you

I wish to beat you up

Granted but the pain is on you when you punch me and I don't feel any pain.

I wish for strong light powers.

Granted but they didn't work

i wish to beat um Riku in kh2

Granted. I shall give you advice. Level up

 

I wish i had gatorade like the cosplay blaziken in my avvy

Granted. Then the cosplayer comes and beats you up for stealing his gatorade.

 

I wish for a good day today.

Granted but it was raining

I wish I could figure out which ansem is the real ansem. (You all have to agree there's to many ansem's in this game right?)

Granted. But the real Ansem (Ansem the wise) is insulted that you don't recognize him, so he uses the power of Christopher Lee to sic all of the villains Lee has ever played against you.

 

I wish it would rain.

Granted but it was acid rain

I wish all the people that are, was, or stole the name Ansem would just die now.

Granted. You and some japanese guy died.

I wish to OBEY WEEGEE AND DESTROY MALLEO

Granted but he destroyed you

I wish that Ansem the Wise would just die.

Granted. Now you gotta battle Xemnas mansex

 

I wish we can all pretend that airplanes in the night sky are shooting stars, Because i really need a wish right now

Granted but you didn't say what

I wish coughmansexcough Xemnas would just die

Granted but he comes back as a Somebody and steals your soul

 

I wish I had some food

Granted. It's airline food.

 

I wish that KH: Dream Drop Distance gets some epic cutscenes

Granted but you couldn't beat the game

I wish Sora would shut his trap now.

Granted. But it opens again shortly after.

 

I wish for a bladed throwing card.

Granted but you throw it and it hits your eye

I wish I could beat up Sora

Granted but he kills you with his keyblade

I wish my math homework was finished

Granted. English homework rears it's ugly head.

 

I wish for a lightcycle.

Granted but you crash

I wish I could beat up Ansem/Riku from KH2.

Granted. Wegee kills you after.

I wish to become a member of the Yakuza.

Granted. You start losing fingers.

 

I wish for a dragon.

Granted. The dragon belongs to the Yakuza, so they stole it.

I wish to become part of Ken'ichi's gang.