You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted. But they use you as a human shield.

I wish Shoutmon didn't get hit by the Braga captain and he's still living

This is Shoutmon btw, He resembles a red dragon with headphones and he's supposed to be a rocker. He looks like one AND hispersonality is one!

Granted. He got shot. By me. For not giving me mah money.

I wish for my tires to smoke.

Granted, Your tires are now melted.

 

I wish for a jump jet.

Granted. Have fun with your jetpack!

I wish Shoutmon lives.

Granted he,s a zombie

I wish that I could get lucky with one of the moderators if you know what I mean

Granted.

Have fun with Lord Vanvan if your a guy.

If your a girl. Have fun with Lady Koko

 

I wish I knew PSI

Granted. You got PSI Frozen!

I wish to ROCK DAH HOUSE FLY!

Granted. You killed a house fly with a rock.

 

I wish for faster typing skills.

Granted. You burned your fingers.

I wish for Weegee to rule the world.

Granted. But Mawlliio is elected for president.

I wish King Porky went back to onett and the nowhere islands never met his fatass

Granted. His soul is mine now.

I wish to have my own theme, Weegee's theme.

Granted. It's played on a banjo by a tone deaf turtle.

 

I wish for a speeder bike.

Granted. You saw Weegee and fell into a sewer.

I wish to 803y4t80345tyi345h845j9yu4590y496yu souls.

Granted. In the genie language, "803y4t80345tyi345h845j9yu4590y496yu" means "to leave undisturbed." You leave souls undisturbed.

 

I wish for Thor's Hammer.

Granted. But it's too heavy to use.

I wish I was awoke the dark dragon

Granted. It eats you.

 

I wish for a Blue Lantern Ring.

Granted. But your were denied access by the green lanterns.

 

I wish I can pull all the 7 needles

Granted your a porkipinn

 

I wish I have the Eternal Mongekeo sharigun

Granted, but if you use it, you lose your eyes and penises sprout from your eyesockets.

I wish I had strawberries to eat and a 3DS and a copy of KH3 and KH3D from the future.

Granted ... though since time travel has not been created you only got a strawberry and a 3ds that has no games for it and you don't have any money to buy games.

I wish for ...... A SYMMETRICAL GUN SET!!

Granted but they disappeared

I wish for a pair of shoes

Granted but they are crushed by a bus

I wish for hair like Death the kid!

Granted, but you cut it all off because it isn't symmetrical.

I wish for all the knowledge in the universe.

Granted, your head explodes

I wish for a full head of black hair like Death the kid and not cut it off

Granted but you cut it off again because it wasn't symmetrical

I wish that I could be part of Organization 13