You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted you wish to get eaten by a shark

 

I wish someone would grant that.

ok your ate by a sharke

I wish that I was cooler

Grant-... ERROR ERROR. WISH PARADOX. I WISHED UPON A STAR THAT I WAS THE COOLEST, NOW I TRIED TO MAKE YOU THE COOLEST... OVERLOAD... SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE ACTIVATED. 3... 2... 1...

 

*dies*

I wish you'd wish for something

Good thing Im light

I wish I was dead

Granted, You are now a vampire from twilight, may god have mercy on your soul.

 

I wish I would write this damn essay.

Granted

I wish Sora was vamipre too

Granted, but he's a Hellsing vampire, so he eats you.

 

I wosh i noo hao 2 spel

Granted, you can speal cheak

*Rips out of his body* I wish that I had a Sora clone

Granted, Clones usually come in naked, And reproductive organs don't clone well...

 

I wish i could BELIEVE!!!!

Grantded you belive it

I wish for a better clone

Granted, it rapes you.

I wish for more.

granted, you splode

 

I wish, FOR SCIENCE!!!

Granted you get Sai

I wish for no more rape

Granted, but then it happens again.

I wish that I could actually wish for something.

Granted,..

I wish that rape would die

Granted, but it comes back to life.

I wish that I had Soda.

Granted. But it was made in the 1950's.

 

I wish for a Lightning Gun.

Granted, you get electrocuted to death.

I wish to play Black Ops.

Granted. The Zombies eat you.

 

I wish for a anti-gravity belt.

Granted. You die in the vacuum of space.

I wish for better headphones.

Granted, you get butter handphones

I wish to be raped

Granted, I rape you.

I wish that my IPod had more memory.

Granted. It remembers the battle of 1812.

 

I wish for a Airsoft rifle.