You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted but it was stolen and the police arrested you for stealing it

I wish for eternal life!

Granted but you got bored and threw yourself into a black whole.

I wish to Rev It Up!

Granted but you turned into a car

I wish I had psychic powers!

Granted but they suck.

I wish to DUEL!

Granted but you died ten seconds in the fight.

I wish I had the mind of a super computer!

Granted but you had a Mind Haxorx.

I wish for

Granted but now your air

I wish I live in the world of Avatar the Last Airbender Legend of Korra!

Granted but you got owned

I wish for nothingness!.

Granted but now your nothing

I wish I was a waterbender!

Granted. Now you bend water (what a useless ability)

I wish for roaches to take over the world.

Granted,but they kill u too.

No wish granted for you.

SAD FOR YOUUUUUU!!!

I wish to write in white letters.

Wish granted but now your computer gets cold and dies.

I wish for a robot.

Granted but you didn't notice that I wrote in white letters again MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!

I wish for Boomer Kuwanger.

Granted but he goes crazy and smashed your head open

I wish I could walk on clouds without falling!

Granted but you went up instead of down.

I wish to kill Link.

Granted,but he lays a bomb and u dont see it

 

I wish for KH III to come out now and i have it and it does not bust

Granted but it busted anyways.

I wish to live.

Granted,

now you are dead,

I wish that my girl freind and I get married soon.

Granted. But you have to spend your honeymoon making paper hats in 110 degree weather.

 

I wish I had a suit of Mandalorian armor.

Granted. Yoy ruined it.

I wish for blood shots.

Granted,

now you got shot by me.

I wish oh wait i dont need any wish im having a foot massage atm ;D

No wish granted then.

SAD FOR YOUUUUUUU!!!

I wish to be an android.

Granted. You rust.

 

I wish I had a spaceship.

Granted but it crashes when you need it.

I wish for a great genie like Genie from Aladdin