You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

???

I wish to FLARE BLITZ

Granted. The next flare you hold will blitz.

 

I wish for a rocket pack.

Granted,but it explodes

I wish not to live in a lake

Granted. But that causes the otters to attack you.

 

I wish for a teleporter system.

Granted,but I broke it

I wish to be left alone

Granted, you're alone with a bear.

 

I wish I could read minds.

Granted. But the words are in Latin.

 

I wish a could read/write/speak Latin.

Granted,But u foreget this langue

I wish not to be with a bear

granted! your now with a hungry lion

 

I wish the kh games would stop coming out on different systems so i wouldnt have to keep buying them.

Granted,but then I eat you

I wish I wasnt a lion

Granted. But the words are in Latin.

 

I wish a could read/write/speak Latin.

 

lol, I read Latin very well; want to major in the Classics!

 

Granted, now you're a shrimp.

 

I wish I was fluent in speaking Latin.

lol, I read Latin very well; want to major in the Classics!

 

 

 

(Ah. curse your superior knowledge! P.S. That's really cool!)

 

Granted, but then a device is created to make all communication telepathic, making spoken languages obsolete.

 

I wish for a gaming platform that played all games.

Granted,but it coats to much for you

I wish I wasnt a shimp

Granted, now you're being eaten by a shrimp.

 

I wish I was 4 inches taller.

Granted. They world is made 2 inches tall.

 

I wish for a corn dog.

Granted, you wanted actual dog meat mixed with corn? Yuck, but to each his own.

 

I wish that the world was exactly the same as it was before I made this wish.

Granted,you arnt born

I wish I wasnt being eatin

Granted, you're being cooked so that you can be eaten.

 

I wish Sora was Roxas' Nobody.

What I'll never granted that

I wish I was biger

Granted, your name has been changed to "Biger." Notice how you spelt it.

 

I wish Lea was a boss in BBS.

Granted. He is now boss of a local pizzeria in Radiant Garden that Terra eats at in BBS.

 

I wish for a golf club.

GRANTED,but I beat you with it

I wish to be taller

Granted, but everything in the world gets taller too and now you're still short.

 

I wish I could eat at Lea's Pizzera.

GRANTED you are now a pizza @ lea's pizzera

 

i wish i have a faster laptop

Granted. It runs away.

 

I wish for a time machine.