You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted. You didn't but you don't know what that is.

I wish to live in London.

Granted, you live near London

I wish you had a brain

Granted. But you have to become a Scarecrow first.

 

I wish to go to the Library of the Dreaming.

Granted. You went to a library in your dreams and woke up.

I wish to play Sonic Generations.

Granted, but you can't beat it

I wish not to be a scarechow

Granted. You're not a scarechow, you're a scarecrow.

I wish to get GTA V.

Granted. you get Gerald's Tangy Apricot number 5.

 

I wish for Sam Worthington to play Commander Shepard in the Mass Effect movie.

Granted. He dies due to a Apricot.

I wish to eat pie.

Granted, but you couldn't stop eating pie and you explode

I wish for a nice soft pillow

Granted, Some hobo stole it.

I wish to have a pet.

Granted it ran away

I wish for a dragon that is nice to me

Granted. It is nice to you, but it killed your family.

I wish to have a Darmanitan.

Granted, but you lose it

I wish for shrudikens

Granted, but you lose it

I was not to be a scarechow

Granted. You are turned into Dorthy.

 

I wish for the ability to turn my skin into steel.

Granted,but you can't stand up

I wish not to be Dorthy

Granted. But you still have the red slippers on.

 

I wish for a faster brain.

Granted,but you have a melt down

I like the shoes, I wish for more shoes

Granted. They are all too big or too small for your feet.

 

I wish for Split screen capabilities for Mass Effect 3.

Granted,

 

Is that split enough for you?

 

I wish I was the #1 college applicant in America.

Granted. But everyone,including you, sucks.

 

I wish for money.

Granted,but it's fake

I wish for bigger feet

Granted, but something else becomes smaller...

 

I wish I could freeze time.

Granted. You get frost bite.

 

I wish for a nanite control system.

Granted,but they take over your body

I wish that I was nomral sized again