You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted, but your house bruns down

I wish my arms wearn't broken

Granted, but it is a little sprained.

 

I wish for a green pair of running shoes.

Granted. Sonic didn't like them and threw your shoes away.

I wish to not have school tommorrow.

Granted, You now get homeschooled

I wish my arms weren't sprained

Granted. They became long and green.

I wish to do great in tommorrow's exam.

Granted. You do so well, the teacher decides that you would do good having exams every day.

 

I wish for a Animal muppet.

Granted. He became alive and started playing the drums.

I wish to have a pokémon.

Granted you became a pokemon

I wish not to have long and green arms

Granted, but now you need to reach something really high.

 

I wish for the next season of Doctor Who would be put on Netflix.

Granted. It was canceled after 1 episode.

I wish to have a Scrafty.

Granted. Then it is eaten by the Basement Cat.

 

I wish for a smart Wolf like dog.

Granted but you wolfed it down

I wish for a stool

Granted, but it is made of cheese. Mice suddenly appear.

 

I wish for a fox pet.

Granted. it didn't like you, so it ran away.

I wish to have a pet Darmanitan.

Granted, but it's in Zen Form and is really boring.

 

I wish that Tepig's evolutionary line was something other than Fire/Fighting.

Granted it Water/fighting

I wish to be a mouse

Granted, I needed one for my laptop...

 

I wish I was having dinner in five minutes.

Granted. It's green, moldy bread with a 50 year old can of Spam.

 

I wish for a rail gun.

Granted. it broke with some Cheetos.

I wish to find my Cheetos.

Granted, they're green and moldy and 50 years old.

 

I wish I liked Cheetos as much as I used to.

Granted. Then you have some of Sora's Little Helper's cheetos and the good feeling are gone.

 

I wish for some rain.

Granted but instend I'll give you snow.

I wish to myself again

Granted. And since you gave me snow, your wish is accurate.

 

I wish it would snow more.

Granted,

 

 

I wish I was not what I was before, but I still am what I am now, with my memories of what I was before.

Granted. Everyone's confused.

I wish to eat cake.