You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted. You fell on the floor.

I wish to have a Duel Disk.

Granted but I don't give it to you

I wish Sora was with me

Granted. He think you're a Heartless and you know the rest.

I wish to play Metroid Fusion.

Granted, the game broke and you smash your television

I wish for a new cellular cellphone

Granted. It broke the first time you touched it.

I wish to have a Silent Hill game.

Granted but the game engulfs you and you become one with the game and die immediately entering it

I wish for new art supplies

Granted. They are terrible.

I wish to stop the emergency on Sector 3.

Granted, they had a back up generator and they kill you later after they find you

I wish for a cane with magic powers

Granted. You were found by NASA and got locked up in Area 51.

I wish to hear Cara Mia Addio.

Granted, you can hear Cara Mia Addio but it doesn't want to hear you so it doesn't say anything

I wish for a pebble named Stevee

Granted. He found a female pebble and ran away with her.

I wish to hear Kraid's theme from Super Metroid when I wake up.

Granted, but you appeared in the game and died when you wake up

I wish for a Japanese 3DS

Granted. When you bought a game, the DS didn't accept it.

I wish to have the Escape theme from the Metroid series when I need to go to the bathroom.

Granted, you really pee your pants when you see that there is no way to escape the bathroom

I wish for a stellar light

Granted. The light drawed in he Metroids and they killed you.

I wish to have the Plasma Beam.

Granted, when you used it, it destroyed everything you knew and loved

I wish for a White Christmas

Granted, now you're color blind and only see the color white

I forgot to make a wish...I wish that Kingdom Sora want blind now

Granted. He learned how to use Braill and trolled you.

I wish to have the Morph Ball.

Granted, the Morph Ball transformed into a dragon and killed you.

I wish for a dragon card that can actually transform into a dragon.

Granted. You got the Five Headed Dragon card. Since it became a real dragon, it took over the universe.

I wish to have the Super Missiles.

Granted but u lanch them at the drangon

I wish for Sora not to kill me

Granted. He hates you.

I wish to have a fully powered Power Suit.

Granted

You never read the owners manual and don't know how to use it

 

I wish that I could summon all of the organizations weapons and use them perfectly expect for Lexeaus' and Vexen's

Granted

But then they disappear back to their owners

 

I wish that school would just DIE