You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted,

your spaceship crashes and gets wrecked.

I wish for a car a new phone and other shit.

Granted. Jafar kills you and takes it from you.

 

I wish for a battery.

Granted but it breaks the machine you put it in

I wish for elemental powers!

Granted,

the battery dies.

I wish i had an indoor hot tub.

Granted, but it's literally a tub that's hot. No water.

 

I wish I liked mayonnaise.

Granted but you get really fat now

I wish I could breathe under water.

Granted but a shark ate you.

I wish to collect the Master Sword.

granted but it is too heavy

i wish my dog wasnt stupid

Granted, but it learned how to use guns and killed you.

I wish to have my own army of evil fiends.

Granted but they kill you

I wish I could go to the wild and not get killed.

Granted. You get lost.

 

I wish I liked coffee.

Granted but you die of no sleep

I wish I could live under the sea.

Granted. You now live with 24/7 Little Mermaid music.

 

I wish I had a platypus.

Granted but you don't know what's that.

I wish to kill Zant.

Granted but he comes back from the dead and drags you to hell

I wish I had gills!

Granted but you don't know what that is.

I wish to not know what's Kingdom Hearts.

Granted. You're knowledge of Kingdom Hearts is replaced by knowledge of Barbie doll accessories.

 

I wish I had a DS.

Granted. You broke it when you got it.

I wish for more saphires.

Granted. You are then mugged and all your saphires are stolen.

 

I wish I had a war hammer.

Granted but it's too heavy for you.

I wish to have the Dark Magician Girl card.

granted you are attacked by a dark magician and your weapon is a card

 

i wish that the next genie who grants my wish and messes it up dies and that it cant fail

Granted. Now the Genie mafia is mad that you killed one of their own and kill you in the most painful ways imaginable.

 

I wish I had a TARDIS.

Granted. Now you got lost in space.

I wish to have a thousand knifes.

Granted. They are all sticking in you.

 

I wish I had a bazooka.

Granted. It backfired.

I wish to live and learn.