You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted. It takes your whole life to do it.

 

I wish for a sandstorm.

Granted: A tiny sandstorm that would seem like a sandstorm to whatever insects roam the desert. To us, not so much a sandstorm, as it is a little wind.

 

I wish to have Kingdom Hearts 3, now. Finished and made the exact way that Tetsuya Nomura wants it to be made.

Granted, You get a cheap copy of Team Fortress 2.

 

I wish for water.

Granted you forget how to swim

 

I wish it was july 31th

Granted: But, Kingdom Hearts 3D gets delayed until August 1st and you are forced to relive July 31st over and over.

 

I wish it was August 1st. (For everyone but darkchaser, of course.)

Edited May 31, 201213 yr by Ertyx

Granted but you wake up and its Dec. 25th and they got rid of your copy of the game

 

I wish my last wish never happen

Granted: So, now whatever day I randomly transport you to will continue over and over again. I hope you've watched a lot of Groundhog's Day.

 

I wish that there was no possible way for any genies to screw up my wishes.

Granted. Chuck Norris screws up your wishes.

 

I wish for a sandwich,

Granted but its not the kind of sandwich you wanted

 

i wish for bacon and pepperoni pizza

Granted: The bacon is expired and anchovies have been added.

 

I wish for some un-expired Ramen.

Granted, but it's tapioca and pickled herring flavored.

 

I wish I could be a Metal Bender

Granted but you go to jail for hitting someone in the head with a lead pipe.

 

I wish for a doctor .

Granted: You get Dr. Dre.

 

I wish I knew what happened after we died.

Granted. You turn into a bug.

 

I wish to become a Digimon.

Granted but you never digivolve

 

I wish for the all the episode of legend of korra were out on the internet so i wouldnt have to wait a week to watch them

Granted. They have bad quality.

 

I wish to dance!

Granted, you danced off a cliff

 

I wish to be the Avatar!

Granted, Amon quickly takes your bending away.

 

I wish that I was in shape.

Granted, you're a rectangle that got split in half

 

I wish I was Amon.

Granted. You became the number 1 troll of this forum.

 

I wish to pass today's exam.

Granted. In result of your passing, the world exploded.

 

I wish I had a boomerang.

Granted, but it will be broken in half when I send it to you.

 

I wish that there was a demo for HetaOni in english.

Granted, it got hacked the minute you tried to use it.

 

I wish I was a Vocaloid.

granted but your cursed to never wear pants again

 

I wish I could have all the kingdom hearts games and there systems

Granted, all of the games are fake and only show a picture of a rabbit biting a shark.

 

I wish I was Sokka for a day.