You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted, that day is the day that Yue dies and becomes the moon.

 

I wish for nothing.

Granted, you get something that you don't need and will never need.

 

I wish for salt.

granted but the salt has poison in it

 

I wish for a bunker

Granted. You get Edith Bunker.

 

I wish that Portugal would win the EURO 2012.

Granted, but the game was rigged and they were all killed.

 

I wish for a time machine.

Granted but you went back in time and wish you never had a time machine

 

I wish season 2 of Legend of Korra was out already in full HD with no problems and i had all the episodes

Granted, but some obsessed fans stole them all and left you with no copy whatsoever

 

I wish I lived in the Avatar world and was a waterbender

Granted but you got struck by lightning

 

I wish i could meet zuko

Granted, but he got bored and walked away and you never saw him again.

 

I wish Sokka and I were best friends!

Granted but he tossed his boomerang and it hit him in the head then he never awoke from his coma

 

I wish to be able to bend water and air

Granted, but you bended the air right out of your body and you suffocated

 

I wish I was Aang for a day (before he died)

(aang died???) granted but you forgot how to bend all of the elements and the firelord killed you

 

i wish to ride on oppa all day flying around the whole world

Granted you get air sick

 

I wish Pokemon Black and White 2 were out in North America already

(me too!) granted but your ds exploded

 

I wish kingdom hearts was real!

Granted you become a low level Heartless

 

I wish i was a blood bender

granted but you bended the blood out of your body and you died

 

I wish that i could bend anything

Granted, you burned yourself alive trying to bend lava.

 

I wish I could meet Korra and the new team Avatar!

Granted, but they are all already dead

 

I wish I was better at drawing

Granted, but no one thinks you're better in drawing

 

I wish I could draw like Mark Crilley (If you don't know him you obviously don't know true epicness or go on youtube)

granted, but then your fingers got chopped off :blink:

 

i wish that i never had to wash dishes (one of my chores)

Granted, you get turned into a donkey and your mother uses you for every other chores.

 

I wish I was Mayor of the World!

granted but the world exploded

 

i wish that i was a dragon

Granted but you lose a wing and you can only fly in circles

 

I wish I could control my temper =_=

granted, but you lost control of your laughter and couldnt stop (are you still laughing?)

 

i wish that i could tell better jokes

granted, but then you become mute in a freak accident

 

I wish I had a death note