You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted, but they switch every single voice actor, and Bolin dies

 

I wish I knew Japanese

(awh) granted but then you became mute and lost your hands in an accident

 

I wish I was Yuffie

Granted but you break your leg doing a backflip

 

I wish for universal peace

Granted but then the universe blows up

 

I wish I had a psp

Granted, but you start playing Birth by Sleep and the PSP explodes from the epicness

 

I wish I had some food

Granted but then it turns moldy

 

I wish I would control time

Granted, but you accidentally freeze time forever (whoops )

 

I wish Spider-Man 3 didn't have such a suckish ending

(CRAPPP) granted but then they re make the ending and you cant see it

 

I wish kh3d would come out sooner

Granted, but you don't get to play it because YOU'RE FROZEN IN TIME!

 

I wish my friend would get on kh13 and roleplay

Granted, but he dies in both the Role-Play and real life and you cry for two reasons now.

 

I wish I was an earthbender so I can crush my enemies move rocks and cause earthquakes (to kill my foes...)

Granted but then you crush teh entire Earth

 

I wish Nakakon was sooner

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Granted, but a horrible fire destroys its' planned location.

 

I wish for a copy of Silent Hill Homecoming for Xbox 360.

(awh....) Granted but then it breaks

 

I wish I had a cat

Granted, but it gets eaten by another cat

 

I wish I didn't have to get off kh13

(CANNIBAL CAT!!) Granted but if you didnt you'd starve...

 

I wish i had more water

Granted, but you STARVE.

 

I wish Spider-Man was real

(but i have food.... i just want water...) Granted but then he turns into a spider

 

I wish I could meet Robert Downey Jr, and Johnny Depp

Granted, but RDJ shoots his Iron Man lasers at you and Johnny shoots you with his pirate gun (im so creative jk)

 

I wish I didnt have to get up early

Granted but then you never wake up because everyone definitions of early are different.

 

I wish KH3 was coming out soon

Granted, it's on a system that you don't have thus you can't buy it

 

I wish I was in the Kingdom Hearts world

granted but sora riku and kairi didnt like you so they put you on a raft and let you float away where you were never found

 

i wish that i could meet vanitas

Granted but then he leaves you stranded in some random place...

 

I wish I was a genius

granted but you created frankinstein and he ate you

 

i wish that i was a keyblade master

Granted but then Xehanort defeats you

 

I wish I could meet a ninja

granted but the ninja kidnaps you and you get locked in a freezer

 

i wish that i was a shark