You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted, but you can never leave your computer either.

 

Granted, but instead you failed and cried in front of the classroom!~

 

I wish I saw *Rikku*...

 

How was that wish granted?

 

Fine, I wish that the ungranted wish from Imoore4 was granted.

Edited August 24, 201213 yr by XIIISwords

granted but your wishes won't be granted

I STILL WISH FOR MCR CONCERT

Granted, but it's held on the moon and they suffocate.

 

I wish for Rikku (the one in the sig) to stop flirting with me.

Granted, but Yuna starts to flirt with you.

 

I wish I had the ability to manipulate time.

granted but no other wish will come true

I wish MCR concert wasn't on moon

Granted but it's on Mercury instead.

 

I wish for a 24 karat diamond!

sorry ur wishes can no longer be granted

I wish it was morning

Granted. You've died and the people you know are mourning.

 

I wish I had broccoli.

Granted, but now the leprechaun version of greenpeace is after you for eating their forests.

 

I wish I could controll gravity.

Edited August 24, 201213 yr by Zola

Granted, but you don't react fast enough when a knife you dropped underneath you starts flying upwards by accident.

 

I wish there were fish in the pond near my house.

Granted, but they're goldfish crackers.

 

I wish my eraser would work like it's supposed to.

Granted, but you accidentally drop it on the answers to the questions and it erases them.

 

I wish Zola looked like Master Xehanort.

. . . >:}

Granted, but only for TODAY.

 

I wish I had an airship.

Granted, but you can only fly vertically.

 

I wish I could grow white wings and fly.

Granted, but you grew them too fast and are now deficient in calcium and several other vital minerals, leaving you too weak to fly right now.

*gasp for breath*

 

I wish I had a functional food replicator from Star Trek so that I can eat pizza whenever I want to.

Sorry, non possible.

 

I wish I could Stardustblade would post on Circus Freak Show

I also wish Timothyg016 would get online and talk to me

Edited August 25, 201213 yr by Sodom

Aw man! http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/smiley-cry.png

Granted but you have lost the ability to leave this site.

 

I wish that I could control the wind.

Granted, but the only wind you can control is people's farts.

 

I wish that I controlled Square Enix.

Granted, but you have to concentrate so hard that you get migraines whenever you do.

 

I wish that I had keyblade armor.

 

 

I WAS TOO SLOW! ALTERNATE UNIVERSE EXPLOSION!

Edited August 25, 201213 yr by Zola

Granted but it is just aesthetic.

 

I wish I could have this hair:

http://comicsnbooks.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/protagonist.jpg

Granted, but after a few years you develop eye problems from not using your right eye as much as your left.

 

I wish duct tape would work as well as everyone claims it does.

Lol to my wish crush

 

Granted but now if ductape is put on something it encases the object in ducktape.

 

I wish for free food from Waffle house.

*Eyes duct tape warily

 

Granted, but the food looks strangely like leftovers from other people.

 

I wish I was a shapeshifter.