You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

(Fixed my above one)

 

Granted but now you feel an odd craving for chocolate

 

I wish for something amazing to happen on the site.

Granted, but it's so amazing the site crashes for good.

 

I wish for a fragile vase.

Granted, it's already shattered.

 

I wish that Aaron had x-Blade.

I feel so famous now

me too and GRANTED

I wish I had blue eyes

Granted but now you are colorblind

 

I wish for the most random thread ever to be created!

Granted, you're looking right at it.

 

I wish that we had a one page party about this being the one hundredth page of this thread and that everyone posting on this page must post party stuff!

 

Granted but all of my images will be of cats.

 

I wish for the ability to surf with just my feet.

Granted, but you have really sensitive feet, so It will kind of hurt...

 

I wish I had a little candy box, and whatever I felt like eating at the moment would appear inside.

 

 

100 Pages~!

Granted but if you try to touch the box or it's contents, it will bite you.

 

I wish for a T.v that I can go inside of, and become a part of whatever is on.

Granted, but you can only go inside and can never exit. You accidentally go inside the movie 300.

 

I wish that Meow Wow was a Pokemon.

 

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Granted but it is the most powerful of them all.

 

I wish for a thread to get so off topic it actually gets back on topic.

Granted, but it's a thread about Bronies that becomes a thread about Justin Bieber being a Brony.

 

I wish that I had x-ray vision.

 

Granted but now you only have x-ray vision, and no normal vision.

 

I wish more people would get in on this celebration!

Granted, but I didn't know what was going on til I got back.. O_O

 

I wish I knew who Tobi was.

Granted but now Naruto has started from chapter one, and you must wait years to find out what actually happens.

 

I wish you would've posted a party photo!

Granted, but it's the worst on this thread.

 

 

I WISH TO BE A HATENA WOLF!!!!!!!!

Granted but you howl at the moon every night.

 

I wish I had a robotic eye.

.

Granted but you cannot see with it.

 

I wish for the 100th page party to never end

 

Granted but you get sick of it after a week.

 

I wish I was as strong as Bane.

 

Granted but in the process you look like the Joker.

 

I wish I had a pet hyena.

Granted but it turns on you as soon as you get it.

 

I wish I had armour like Iron Man's.

 

Granted but it's so heavy that it crushes your body on contact

 

I wish for the chatroom to become more lively!

Granted, but no one ever stepped foot in it again.

 

I wish Trolls didn't exist.

Granted but a new species will emerge

 

I wish to be forgiven for running out of party cat pictures.

Granted but everyone hates you.

 

 

I wish I were Kairi and my BF was Sora...